Few of my favorites........
"I'm either going to get a sniper barrel or a barrel upgrade"
after gawking at my scenario a-5 "Dude look at him, he's an army man, and he has an army gun"
"My viewloader has a double trigger so I can shoot a ton faster than you".......and after I outshoot him by a long shot w/ a stock 98 custom "how did you do that??! You're cheating"
and my personal all time favorite.........
A noob walks up to a pile of wet, bloated paintballs covered in mud and goes........"ooooh, paintballs!!!! Look at all these I found guys. i wonder why all these ppl walked past them" and then he puts them all in his hopper, then complains the rest of the day that his balls are breaking in his barrel and that he can't hit anything.
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equipment:
tippmann a-5 with response trig.,solid stock, and winforce
cci phantom w/ small crossman scope and bipod
assault 80 w/12 volt revvy and a crossfire 68 cu/3000psi nitro tank
armotech zeus
