dude, Brendan, remember that time we were at canobie and that kid was like
"omigoshxor my gun leik totaly pwnzor yoor wittle gun." and the guy with the Pheonix was like "Kid, how much did your gun cost?"
"$1,000."
"And did you pay for that yourself?"
"No..."
"Well you see, my gun cost $300, and I payed for it myself. I doubt that your gun is three times better than mine, as they BOTH shoot paint."
Owned. 