Originally Posted by Steven Seagal

I went out to have a fun day shooting with the family. We have some property in california with plenty of bushes to use as cover. I was using a double action 44 magnum and my daughter had an ak-47 I had stolen from the japanese mafia a few years back. She rushed at my cover when all of a sudden vietnamese drug dealers rushed her from behind. They kidnapped her, and I was the only person that could save her. On January the 29 I set out on the rescue mission by entering an abondoned warehouse in the middle of colorado. She was in their being held hostage, and her captors grabbed the 9mm I was carrying right out of my hand. I used basic karate maneuvers and I killed them all with my bare hands. Most of them had knifes, but they were no match. After I rescued my daughter I shot a paintball gun at the sky.