It's...MY OWN N00B STORY!
OK, it was my first time paintballing some 8 months back, and I'm out in the woods in the field hiding behind a bunker. I see someone wearing the other teams colors, and I shoot at them from point blank range, and I basically bore a hole into their neck. No neck protection= a nono. Of course, I was kicked off the field for a year, so I hope to go back there in another 4 months.
For now I'm just playing at another field about 20 minutes away. It was still funny as hell when I think back...
Me- *OH ****! AN ENEMY!* POP POP POP
Enemy- "Holy ****!" *Blood spurts everywhere*
Me- "Ahhh God, you alright?"
Still, he only THREATENED to sue, so I'm pretty lucky