ooo sliding stories
so i used to play at a local indoor field before it shut down, anyway the playing surface was......well im not quite sure what it was, something like shag carpet that was always soaked through with paint, really easy to slide on, so i got used to that, once i went out to an outdoor field i had never played at so one of the first games i go to slide into the car wash, my knees hit the dirt and grass, ripped straight through the jeans i had and the pj pants under them, took some skin too, so i thought to myself, "may not want to slide today"....well later on im going for a car wash on the oposite side of the field and as im flying through the air i remembered that sliding earlier kinda ended in failure, but its far too late im already coming in for a landing, my knees hit the ground but this time instead of ripping my jeans, my knees stick where they land. That catapulted me, face first into the bunker, well of corse my natural reaction is to put my hands out to catch my fall, so thats what i do, but i have my impulse in my right hand. The impulse kinda hits the ground and then points upward, i didnt know where right now since my face is still burried in the bunker but i could feel my wrist having to rotate more and more. but then i found out where it was pointing......i felt the end of the barrel pressing against my neck
and i could also feel my fingers pressing against the trigger but because of the rotation of my wrist i couldnt move them forward, so now i am FREAKING out thinking "
NO!!!! DONT PULL THE TRIGGER DONT PULL THE TRIGGER AHHHHHH!!!!"....somehow it didnt fire, either A)i managed not to put enoufgh pressure on the trigger or more likely B) i had already pulled it on the way down and so it hadnt been let up yet. so i had to take a moment behind that bunker to kind of re-colect myself after that, ya no fun at all. but funny to laugh at now......
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blue to black dm6
hyper 3
top hat mod
laser eyes
CP flow plug
32 degrees drop forward (yes i like my drop forwards)
cp micro on/off asa
deadly winds 14" fibur barrel with full freak
Dye rotor with speed feed
centerflag 68/4500 with on/off