Originally Posted by Crawdaddy

Wow awesome.

This one time I was being a paintball ninja and I saw this one guy and I challenged him to a paintball ninja fight but he didn't believe in ninjas so I stabbed him and then he turned into a dragon so I yelled for my other ninja buddies and we threw anti dragon ninja stars at him until he blew up and shot us with magical dragon energy so now I can cook a burrito just by staring at it.