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Swollen Balls
Im not talking about paintballs this is the funniest but most painful thing Ive ever seen. My friends 2 little cousins(ages 10 and 8) wanted to play paintball against him. So to be fair he gave one of them his gun and the other one had a VL Orion, my friend was using a BE Talon. They both stayed behind one bunker cowaring. He ran up and surrendered them and instead of surrendering they both panicked one of their barrels practically jammed up into his groin and the kid began firing repeatedly. Then the other one opened fire on various other body parts. He was on the ground for about 20 minutes. As to be expected the kids just ran around laughing the whole time. He just calledto tell me how he was and he cant piss his balls are black and blue and swollen to hell. He will probly have to go to the doctor
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