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Old June 17th, 06:34 AM   #12 (permalink)
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ITs okay to shoot someone if they tell you to surrender. You have to be faster then them. But to light up someone's nads...

I had a close call. me and my buddy snuck up on some guy in the woods, and we were having a firefight.. There was a standoff for like 5 minutes when I go "Blue? Blue armband?!" And he's like "Yeah!" So I stick my arm up to show him my blue armband and we all come out and meet in the middle. He insista that we're on opposite teams. So finally after a few minutes of arguing I'm like "Fine, then surrender, and aim my gun, which is at my waist, at his chest. HE grabs my barrel, moves it aside adn shoots me about 1 inch above me willy. oh man... I would be more descriptive, but I think its inappropriate. I lit him up. I didn't care if I was technically out or in. I just unloaded. He was like 50 feet away when I refilled my hopper, and I was like "Just GTF off the field!!!" And he puts his plug in and walks off. I finished the rest of the game.

1 more inch and it could have severed something.
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