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i know this one kid who isnt a noob to the game but he is a noob to getting shot n out.......when we play speedball, he always sits in this one spot and destroys just about everyone. well one day we took one of those paint mines and kinda buried it.....when he knelt down he was covered n wouldnt talk yo us for the rest of the day
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Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name, because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful!
-Full Metal Jacket
!!BEHOLD ALL THAT IS WOODSTOCK!!
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