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Old June 25th, 02:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Cool Aint got no Slick Honey for your Matrix? L@@k Here!!

Have you heard the recent craze about Slick Honey? Well if youre not lubing your Matrix with Slick Honey youre not treating her right! We all know how sensitive our gats are to different varieties of torture, but now with the use of Slick Honey, its been tested and proven by respectable Matrix owners, you can do the following
  1. Get more shots per thousand PSI. Thats right folks now you outdoor ballers wont need to run a mile after just shooting some faces off. With Slick Honey you can get more shots per fill and mow more muppets
  2. Run your LPR at 3 turns in normal, sunny weather and even 1.5 turns in hot weather for all yall southern ballers. Still have kick with a Matrix? Running your LPR at 5 turns? Poor you.
  3. You can use the Slick Honey stuck on the lid for LIFE. No more paying for overpriced lube at the local shop and NO more paying 10$ shipping on e-stores.

Dont miss out on an oppurtunity of a lifetime gentlemen!1!! Im basically swimming in Slick Honey and now it can be yours.

Youll recieve a 35MM film canister of Slick Honey for $5. More than enough to last you a lifetime. So dont miss this chance! I take paypal and money orders. Good luck fellow Matrix owners.
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