Fastecho419

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Paintball 2004 Sequel



Chapter 1-
A day in the life of Fastecho419


Fast woke up by the sound of his stupid rabbit biting at his table again. It was a loud noise and made him want to throw something at it but he knew he couldn’t. He wasn’t that mean as to do something of that. Or grumpy enough, then he looked down and saw a trail of rabbit crap leading to where his rabbit was now.
“Perfect! Just perfect you know that?” He said.


Then he picked the crap up and put it into his rabbit’s cage. How did he get out anyway? He thought to himself as he went over to his Dragun TES. He picked it up and then went and screwed in c02. Then with his hair trigger he began spraying shots out so fast the neighbors began cursing at him about the noise.
“Shut up you old hags!” He yelled.
Then he went back inside to get a bite to eat of breakfast. Today would be one of the lesser tournaments he would enter, but there was a 15,000-dollar prize and he could use some money. He knew that his friend Zedaine would be there with his Mag RT Pro so it would be a harder job then he would think it to be.


Soon he was on his way to the speedball course riding on his mountain bike, as he wasn’t old enough yet for a car however much he wanted to drive one. Then as he drove his friend Zedaine drove by in his crummy Corolla and said.
“C’mon man, ditch the bike and I can take you there faster.”
Then Fast took his bike back to his house and got in with Zedaine. Then they made their way to the Philadelphia airport where there they left Zedaine’s car in the parking lot where they would keep it until they got back.

Then they began getting in their Economy class seats. As they did they all put their gear in the bags and such in their suitcases. They were asked if they were holding any weapons but they said they were paintball markers and were totally empty and safe. The guards checked them and then let them through, so it was all-good and no problems.

As they flew to Tampa Fast got a Pepsi and Ryan got two bags of salted peanuts and a coke.
“You got the sucky coke.” Fast said to him.
“What?” Ryan asked.
“You have a small plane coke.”
“SO?”
“I asked for the bigger ones.”
Quickly about an hour later Fast needed to use the bathroom. As he got up to the bathroom he stayed out the door waiting for a person to come out. Then he heard a loud flatulent noise come from it. What in the world is that noise? It’s awful; I hope this guy is making this with his mouth not his back end. Then the man came out and as he did he said to Fast.
“Hey kid, you might not want to go in there at this very moment. It smells like crap.”
Fast covered his nose and mouth and went in anyway, he really needed to go.

When Fast came out he saw Ryan laughing his head off.
“Hahahahah! You actually went in there? Dude, your more stupid than I thought you were.”
Fast went over and punched him in his chest playfully.
“You suck man.” He said.

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