i dont have a six pack, i have a cooler. its in there, but i just kant find it.
as far as lazyness goes, i like to crown myself the unnoficcal king. when i'm not doing anything for a week or so, i literally live in my room. i move evrything so its accesable frum my bed, and veg out. speaking of, guess where i'm posting frum?  (seriously)
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Mind like a bear trap....rusty and illegal in 37 states
"That which does not kill you was not intense enough, wait a few minutes and try again"
Pain is good, it means your still alive...
.....stupid canadians....
my bologna has a first name, its H O M E R, my bologna has a last name its H O M E R....
what has two thumbs and likes blowjobs?? ME!!! 
THEY CLOSED THE BOLOGNA THREAD...NOT THE BOLOGNA THREADCryingX.....its a conspiricy....theyre plotting agenst me....AHHHHHHHHH
why are the three most powerfull men in the US named dick bush and colon?
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