|
home made paint gernade recepie
ok yall this is something i cooked up in my spare time and because i had no cash for squadbusters.
heres what ull need:
1 15oz bottle of tearless baby shampoo
5oz of head and shoulders
4 packs of jello ne flavor or size
a really big bucket
16 cups of hot water
3 squirts of baby powder
1oz of shampoo (any type)
4 cups flour
1 large wooden spoon
heres the directions:
first u put in the water, then place the bottle of baby shampoo in make sure u get all of it in. then add the head and shoulders next place in the baby powder and the regular shampoo. next place in the flour and 4 packs of jello stir all of this really good and thouroghly with the spoon let all of this sit over night when u return the next day it will be thick but u want it to be of a creamy consistinacy so it will splash out of the capsule and get on ur opponent.now in order to make the gernades u will need some sort of container no bigger than ur hand with a screw on lid i use medicine bottles and i find that works the best. now u might want to transfer the mixture from the bucket to the empty shampoo bottles so u can put it in ur throwing capsules easier now in order to make these things work u put the paint in the capsules then screw the lid on tight so it doesnt leak. when u want to let off one of these things in battle u simply take it out and loosen the cap so i sits on it and is not even the slightest bit fastened to the capsule then u throw it at ur opponent u should try to get them to land either right infront of or right behind ur opponent and this stuff is completely non toxic and washes right out of clothes and off of equipment and wont cause tears if u get it on ur face or in ur eyes i kno i tested it on myself (no lie)
and for u jokers i kno this sounds just like a martha stewart or other cooking show so no jokes but im not kidding bout this stuff it really works if u have ne other questions like other ways to throw it im me on my aol im (spedhunter88)
__________________
did ne one ever wonder who was the first person to look at a cow and say "hey im gonna squeeze those dangily things and drink what comes out"
origionaly posted by Fubar2
"You know your a paintballer when When you use your pods to store sub sandwiches and your pack to carry drinks."
i remember once my friend had some paint that smelled and tasted like zebra gum so we ate it, no lie
|