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***D_Smalls*** · July 6th, 11:32 AM

i swear these guys just sit around making cool stuff and tell jokes while eatting cheetos or something...

describtion of the detonator:
It has a unique side feature that when you roll it on play doh it makes a neat pattern. It also has an auto correction gyroscope to compensate for any human error involving aiming. What does that mean you ask, it means the gun aims for you. The Mad monkey scientists have been hard at work on this for quite some time. Unfortunately we lost one monkey due to a gyroscope being attached to a bowling ball, a very messy situation. So be careful or KABOOM!

the cocker beaver tail:
What a perfect match, the super tail. We have been crossbreeding animals for quite some times in our petry dishes. We have finally come up with something without four asses. The sterile hybrid offspring of a male beavertail and a snatch grip, characterized by double finger grooves and a sturdy tail, is a must have.

**DYNASTYfan07** · July 6th, 04:06 PM

ahaha thats awesome, ive been to the site but never read any of the descripsions

**outlaner_0990** · July 6th, 04:41 PM

that's very odd

and dynastyfan07, how'd you like dynasty's preformance in florida

**pEpSi DuDe** · July 7th, 12:36 PM

lol, thats pretty funny!!

**bob005** · July 7th, 05:36 PM

yeah, when i first heard of evil, about 3 or 4 months ago, i was on their site reading all of their stuff for about an hour at least. i liek their shirt "HEY! are thoser MY balls on YOUR face!"

**Ryan_Page** · July 7th, 05:43 PM

those guys must be whacked all the time.

**DYNASTYfan07** · July 7th, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by outlaner_0990

that's very odd

and dynastyfan07, how'd you like dynasty's preformance in florida

i actually missed it, how did they do?

by how you said that, not to well im guessing.....

but thats ok cuz i will always be a fan of Dynasty no matter what happens

**DYNASTYfan07** · July 7th, 10:11 PM

i just checked their web site, it says they took first

not a surprise

**luisodude** · July 7th, 10:43 PM

haha if u think the stuff on their site is funny

read what they put on the packaging of almost everything

read the warning on evil paint lol

***D_Smalls*** · July 7th, 10:56 PM

ill have to check it out next time my buddy picks some up.. anyone remember some of the older stuff they had on their site? the training wheel on the barrel so when you dive the barrel doesnt dig in, hahah.. then they had a stuffed animal hedge hog on the barrel too for some reason

btw, dynastyfan, you ever met any of the members? i met alex and two other team mates.. got a poster signed.. pretty sweet

**DYNASTYfan07** · July 7th, 11:18 PM

nope never met them, but on PBN you can talk to some of the players, like "SK", Todd (Cashmoney) Martinez, i think Opie talks on there, and i think Alex does too, but meeting the guys would be awesome, i want to try to go to either the PanAM in Seattle (if they do it, not sure if they do) or to Hunnington beach....

***D_Smalls*** · July 8th, 01:02 AM

yeah if you get a chance to, definitely go for it. Alex is a cool guy, i was wearing a tshirt i made that had the quote "the things you own end up owning you" from fight club on it and hes like "yeah my shocker does own me, but it owns just about everyone else on the field too" then we kept talking about fight club, signed his name then 'Space Monkey" beside it (from the movie) then after he quoted the scene and acted it out by slapping his team mate in the head lol.

**DYNASTYfan07** · July 8th, 02:41 AM

dude i totally envy you right now, im so jelous...that is awesome, where did you meet them at?

***D_Smalls*** · July 8th, 10:27 AM

at Skyball in Toronto, Ontario

same place i saw the smart parts girls, rocky and keely watson

**DYNASTYfan07** · July 8th, 03:21 PM

Rocky Knuth?.....the SP girls are hot! and so is Keely

***D_Smalls*** · July 8th, 05:48 PM

nah, rocky cagnoni i think his last name.. they guy that plays for angel and he did that dive over the bunker and face planted.

Alpha · July 8th, 06:14 PM

Yeah it is funny.

Now what in the heck this stuff is called pus for I dont know. I personally think it is a stupid name, who on earth wants to buy pus? I certainly dont, I have found though that it works magnificently as a hair wax / goo. It keeps your hair healthy and lubed and quite dandruff free. When you blow dry your hair, because of the lubricants it will feel silky smooth just like in those shampoo comercials. It also holds shine like no other hair product imaginable.

Thats for a lubricant. LMAO

EDIT: And who cals paint bullets? LOL

Have you ever ran out of bullets because your clip broke open? Well never let those rascals come after you again. There will never be a need to call for medics or air raids with the amount of bullets this clip packs in. What machine gun doesn't require the best clip to load it. It also comes standard in shiny. Beware though, girlfriends and wives often mistake this thing for a flashlight.
PS - you can use the reflective properties of the clip to help clean off your goggles in those hard to see areas during the game.

EDIT: LMAAO! They are dissing tippmann users

What is this thing? Well i really have no idea. I had to call up the head honcho of Evil ( did you know he owns half of Amsterdam and half of Las Vegas) to figure out what this thing does. Well he called me back and left me a voicemail. Certainly I am not one to listen to those silly things.... deleted. I decided I should just make something up. The A5 thread adapter......... well crap I cant think of anything. Basically it is something for you cracked out scenario game players to screw onto your camo painted a5 so you can use different 24" sniper barrels.

EDIT: Okay okay, my last one I swear

Bottomline

This is a perfect all in one replacement for any type of screw in air system or co2 tank. The rail allows you to adjust for comfort without giving you the stub arms that all to may drop forwards do. The on off valve is very useful for turning your air on or off to save you from unscrewing your tank entirely. No more choppy chop O-ring monster. Grrr I want to eat the orings, me hungry, feed me the o-rings grrrr.

***D_Smalls*** · July 8th, 09:39 PM

hahaha, ah man those guys are great

**outlaner_0990** · July 8th, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by DYNASTYfan07

i just checked their web site, it says they took first

Uh, they came in second to Infamous at Tampa. That's what I was talking about.