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funny shat/.
You may have needed to be there.. but this was so funny
we were in class. we got our essays back and the ones that got chosen as thge best were reading them, i read mine, then a girl read hers.
Then a friend read his about his frustrations with finding love. Not love in the sense of women, but love in the sense of passion in something. In most cases manifested by women. He got talking about how he got so pissed off at a concert. And he said that he saw a cute girl with a hat and that she looked very interesting and neat. But then that his drunk friend went missing and everyone was worried and were trying to find him. And when they did find him he was relieved to see that he wasn’t beat up or asphyxiated. But then he saw that his friend had been with this girl he wanted to meet and talk too. And then he preceded to vent his anger by calling this friend a ****ing dick head. And that the wanted to smash his face in to relieve all his anger. He went on and on very aggressively about this friend.
All the while I’m sitting in my chair with an expression of pure shock and almost disturbed. A girl looks at me and I pointed my finger at my chest and mouthed ‘that friend’s me’. One by one more people noticed my reactions and started putting two and two together as this guy was reading his frustrations. He went on to rationalize it and see where it was really coming from and it was cool. But he continued to call this friend some mean things and all his desires and primal erge to destroy me.
We started to discuss it and everyone was referring to this ‘friend’. It’s the weirdest thing to be part of a twenty minute long discussion having yourself mentioned in the third person. More and more people started to find out. And then the teacher turned to me and said ‘you can learn from this too’. So I assumed he knew, but then I found out he meant it in the context of essay writing. Then he said you guys should but heads and share your writing abilities. So I said, ‘well, we almost butt heads already”. Then he pauses for a second and then tick, he got it. He just goes, “you’re not the friend are you?”. “yeah”. He just laughs and throws his head back and says loudly oh christ.. The whole class bursts out laughing and he just says oh man… Everyone’s laughing and the bell rings. I’m one of the last to leave and I turn to the teacher and say that was the weirdest conversation ever and he just goes this class is messed up.
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funny shat/.
