i can wear shorts
and i get a raise in 2 months
i burned myself on the oven this morning though... it sucked
but i got to work w/ all the hot chicks and went "sign shaking" w/ one, started talking, got her # and all that shiznite
i also won $20 this morning pre-opening b/c the manager said i couldn't bench like a big box of **** w/one of the girls sitting on it (i did it 5 times and wasn't even tired... was only like 170 pounds. haha)
oh well
i need $$ and can't drive ti'll spring break. so this works
and i'm opening my IRA in 2 weeks
--Jared
i got a new job
she's a virgin if u don't count anal 
