butterjuice

i was at a restaurant called Firehouse subs yesterday and they have a row of hot sauces lined up on the shelf. The sauces are rated from 1 to 10 and 10 being the hottest. the manager of the store comes up to me w/ a freakin level 11 sauce and is like try it, then everyone else in the restaurant stops eating and starts chanting "go, go, go, go........" so i poured some on a spoon and ate it. THAT STUFF IS HOT !!!!! i drank like 4 drinks in a minute and it was still burning, it burnt some skin off my tongue and really burnt my throat . Then i read the back of the bottle of hot sauce it said this ( its not kiding either ) " this hot sauce is extremely hot, eat w/ extreme caution. sauce can also be used to remove stains off of driveways or cars" It has almost been 24 hours since i ate it and i can still feel it a little bit. If u have ever watched WildBoys its the same hot sauce that Steve-O eats. Then everyone in the restuarant started laughing at me b/c my eyes were watering and my whole body was all red, even my eyes turned red.

Summary : Kids don't fall for peer pressure, and hot sauce is evil

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mavsfan31

Ouch, man that's gotta suck.

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No1TubaPlayer

that wasnt peer pressure, that was "room full of strangers with guns and knives" pressure

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tippmannfronter

Bro I remember doing something like that...it sucked big ones...and then i ate it.

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Suicidal_Brick

At my school they had this hottest pepper alive eating contest...

everyone started crying with bloodred eyes, one almost threw up, one got a nosebleed, and they were all like red and spitting for a few hours

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mavsfan31

Some kids at my school brought habenaro peppers to school. 2 twins were stupid enough to try it. Pretty funny, the had to go to the nurse and when they got back they were in tears.

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Number One Andrew

At least people chanted for you...

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RalphWL19

OH MAN! whoo I love hot sauce! I gotta try this one...did you by any chance get the name of it?

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spyder person

Sounds good, i want to try it sometime.

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TheRob

Snort some. Then stick some in every crevice in your body.

Pr0ph3t

Did you get anything cool for doing it?

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butterjuice

it was called "Dave's Insanity" i think . After i ate it they gave me a t-shirt so i guess it was okay. I went back a few hours ago and i saw this guy like dump the whole freakin bottle on his sub and eat it. He was just sitting there crying and eating at the same time Steve-O snorted it, then i wiped my eye on accident and got some in it

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burningcow422

hot sauce isnt evil...i dip pepperoni in it all the time

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RalphWL19

hehe thanks now i know what to get my dad for his b-day lol

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osta the pimp

Try chewing gum to get it to not burn as much. Always worked for me.

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Austin

Drinking milk works the best when something is really hot. That and eating bread.

TheRob

A cold dairy product is the best product to stop the burning, theres actual reasoning behind it, but I don't remember what it was. Bread helps too.

Alpha

Milk is a base, so it counteracts the acidity of the hot sauce

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tippmannbeast

^exactly.

I would love to see a guy in a pizza place eating his sub and sobbing uncontrollably, with a shirt stained with tears, sweat, and sauce.

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Drug Geek

My head feels like a Frisbee...

dfdtrumpet

theres this bar up in the adirondacks, they make this hot sauce called "armegeddon" the deal being if you eat an entire thing of wings with the sauce on em their free
well, this guy tried it, and failed, but he went into the bathroom, and didnt wash his hands before he stepped up to the urinal...

needless to say, he never made that mistake again

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