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July 20th, 12:39 AM
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I'm a big soft teddy bear
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best. story. evar.
KingTomis101: i forgot how to pee once
KingTomis101: i was all like
KingTomis101: "eek, what am i doing"
KingTomis101: well, i was holding my mammoth sized wang
KingTomis101: so i put it down adn unzipped my pants and pulled out my half inch penis
KingTomis101: and then i was all like "harriet, what do i do now"
KingTomis101: because i was working with the underground railroad and me and harriet tubman were having an affair
KingTomis101: then we looked at the stars and sang african slave hyms about freedom and i peed my pants
KingTomis101: thts how i reremembered how to pee
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July 20th, 12:41 AM
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hate
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Lmmfao
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July 20th, 12:41 AM
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A 1337 M3mb3r
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July 20th, 12:50 AM
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oh snap
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wow...thats all I can say...
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July 20th, 12:52 AM
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I miss everything!
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July 20th, 12:56 AM
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Banged
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We need pics to make a good thread.
Here is my friend Song Wang, the "wang" mentioned.
I cant read chinese though so I dont know what it says in the background.
Love of my life Harriet Tubman...
And i got really bored so no mroe pics....
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July 20th, 12:57 AM
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hate
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LMAO I <3 chrome
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July 20th, 12:57 AM
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Liquor for da Homiez
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Pbf <3
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July 20th, 12:58 AM
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lol i love pbf chats they are so fun
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July 20th, 01:01 AM
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I'm a big soft teddy bear
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Tom Talks about...: THE CIVIL WAR/CREATION OF TWINKIE
KingTomis101: a combined north and south won the cival war
KingTomis101: you see, halfway through the cival war amarica was invaded by alians
KingTomis101: and in order to survive, the north and the south teamed up to fight the dadly alian foe
KingTomis101: and all hope was lost and we allmost lost
KingTomis101: when a soldier threw a pankake at an alian
KingTomis101: so they found out that the aliens were weak against baked goods
KingTomis101: so thats why the twinkie was created
KingTomis101: because it could be thrown and such
KingTomis101: and thats why france sucks
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July 20th, 01:03 AM
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What about the rest of us
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July 20th, 01:14 AM
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I love Tom.
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July 20th, 01:17 AM
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I'm a big soft teddy bear
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BAURblades43: that guy still playin for the braves?
KingTomis101: no
KingTomis101: he died
KingTomis101: of hair loss
Idonttkknow: really?
KingTomis101: trajic...
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July 20th, 01:17 AM
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What about the cats! Think before you eat money.
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July 20th, 01:22 AM
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Liquor for da Homiez
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u forgot to put the guys name
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July 20th, 12:03 PM
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ic...
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2k3 Vert Autococker in red
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Same HPA tank and Hopper as listed below
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July 20th, 12:37 PM
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Wild In The Streets
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Peaches en Regalia
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July 20th, 07:37 PM
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How is that funny. At all?
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July 20th, 07:45 PM
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L-m-a-o
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July 20th, 07:51 PM
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Feeling Old
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i think u need to update ur humor detector there lovetocheat. B/c 89% of what tom says is instant comedic gold.
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best. story. evar.
