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July 20th, 11:34 AM
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I am the Piggah
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Drunk People Rule!!!!!!!!!
ok, so i was watching ed edd and eddie when my mom's boyfriend staggers in the door drunk as hell. He asked me to go to the hardware store to make some copies of keys. I was like "sure" so he gave me $40.00. It only cost like 8.00 to make all the copies, so i came back to the house. He was laying on teh coutch jamming to some music. I gave him teh keys and money and hes all, "keep the money, i dont neet it". thats 32.00 for me  . then he was babbling and asked me " What all do you need for your gun" and i was like "well.. i need a nitrogen tank for it". He goes "how much are they" i was like "120 bucks" so he pulled out his wallet and gave me a fresh $100.00 bill  so i basically pissed myself  im so happy, DRUNKEN FOOLS RULE!!!  |
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July 20th, 11:35 AM
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soccer, futbol.
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nice score... buy it before he asks for his money back...
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July 20th, 11:38 AM
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you should have given him more drinks and stolen his wallet.
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July 20th, 11:38 AM
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oh snap
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Ah you lucky SOB. I wish my dad got drunk sometime and just felt the need to give me money...
But yea, spend the money before he realizes what he did, if he asks you about it, just tell him you have no idea what his drunk ass is talking about.
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July 20th, 11:41 AM
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I am the Piggah
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Originally Posted by fenix_freak
Ah you lucky SOB. I wish my dad got drunk sometime and just felt the need to give me money...
But yea, spend the money before he realizes what he did, if he asks you about it, just tell him you have no idea what his drunk ass is talking about.
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that would work flawlessly if he realized hes missing cash. cause he's always spending **** loads of cash at teh bar |
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July 20th, 11:42 AM
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Thats awesome. I remember talking to my friend when he was drunk a few weeks ago. He kept calling me his sweetie,and saying my other friend was a cool kid with a big penis.
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July 20th, 11:52 AM
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I had a great time last night.
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July 20th, 11:53 AM
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Its never lupus
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As long as I get a good reason for needing it I'll usually get the money I need from my pops. Like if I need a new pair of pants he'll give me 40 bucks, or if I wanna go to the plaza and get some food he'll give me like 10.
One time I was flat out broke and I asked him for like 10-15 bucks and he was like "Why?" (I needed to buy some weed) "I need to buy some wee... umm wheels, for my skateboard"
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July 20th, 11:55 AM
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How old are you? Do you have a license yet?
Now would be the PERFECT time to bring up cars... 
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July 20th, 11:55 AM
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LMAO...great great times...Ima really affectionate drunk...I <3 everyone when im drinkin
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July 20th, 11:58 AM
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Hmm, I think you should wait till he's sober and tell him. Pretty ass thing to take advantage of drunks.
unless of course, you dont like him.
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July 20th, 12:12 PM
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You should have said they are $400.
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July 20th, 12:22 PM
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very true, maybe he and his mob robbed a bank and that was him spending his share, or maybe him and the guys were playing poker and he won the lot.
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July 20th, 12:53 PM
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haha any idea what the keys were for?
That is pretty sweet though... whenever my dad lends me money he writes it down...  i owe him like 285 something..
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July 20th, 05:49 PM
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oh snap
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haha any idea what the keys were for?
That is pretty sweet though... whenever my dad lends me money he writes it down... i owe him like 285 something.. |
Jeesh...I owe my parents 40 from last wednesday. Went paintballing and didn't have any money for paint, so now I can't go tonight which makes me sad  . |
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July 20th, 05:54 PM
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my dad if he wins any money playin poker he will gve me half off it but he hasn't been nplayin latley so i am broke lol 
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July 20th, 06:09 PM
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I am the Piggah
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haha any idea what the keys were for?
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were moving to a new house this weekend, thats what the keys r for. it sucks cause i cant buy the tank untill i have an adress to get it shipped to |
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July 20th, 06:24 PM
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Go to a proshop?
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July 20th, 07:57 PM
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Go to a proshop?
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And pay twice as much?
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July 20th, 08:06 PM
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I am the Piggah
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i like used stuff cause its cheaper, and i dont have a ride
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Drunk People Rule!!!!!!!!!
