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Old July 20th, 06:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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physicals!

uhh i think thats how u spell it....but i wanted to warn the ppl who havent got them yet that play sports that they do it differnt lol instead of the regular sqeaze and caulf....its a JAB with a finger and then caulf....wel atleast thats the first time my doctors done it that way....but uhh i jsut got mine and uhhh it was a little differnt...
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Old July 20th, 06:30 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Yeah...I really don't like talking about 50 year old Indian women touching my nads so I'll stay out of this one...
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Old July 20th, 06:34 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I haven't had a physical in a few years.

I'd rather have someone playing with my balls then someone shoving a Q-Tip up my peehole. *shudders*

I remember one year I got a physcial and my doctor was gone. This really hot assistant doctor did the physical. I enjoyed it.
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Old July 20th, 06:39 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I haven't had a physical in a few years.

I'd rather have someone playing with my balls then someone shoving a Q-Tip up my peehole. *shudders*

I remember one year I got a physcial and my doctor was gone. This really hot assistant doctor did the physical. I enjoyed it.
Happened to me once. Cept woody got excited... Embarrising.
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Old July 20th, 06:40 PM   #5 (permalink)
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My doctor feels on my lower stomach instead of the grab and cough method. He said something about it but I was to worried it would move to the grab and cough so I just looked away and tuned it out.
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Old July 20th, 06:42 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I'd rather have someone playing with my balls then someone shoving a Q-Tip up my peehole. *shudders*
I shuddered...
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Old July 20th, 06:45 PM   #7 (permalink)
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dang he didnt shove a qtip o **** that would hurt he just like take his finger and shoves it where ur balls are idk....it was weird i didt really look
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Old July 20th, 06:54 PM   #8 (permalink)
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hmph, i got one today, and he just did the cough thing
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Old July 20th, 07:19 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Congratualtions on your testicles descending... and its Physicals..
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Old July 20th, 07:22 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Congratualtions on your testicles descending... and its Physicals..
LMFAO! Ima sig that
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Old July 20th, 07:30 PM   #11 (permalink)
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dude medic that is the third time you have talked about descending testicles, yea I knew it was coming when he put on the glove and ask my mom to leave the room... that was a while back and I never make eye contact with that doctor...
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Old July 20th, 07:31 PM   #12 (permalink)
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uhh i think thats how u spell it....but i wanted to warn the ppl who havent got them yet that play sports that they do it differnt lol instead of the regular sqeaze and caulf....its a JAB with a finger and then caulf....wel atleast thats the first time my doctors done it that way....but uhh i jsut got mine and uhhh it was a little differnt...
wow, are you so affected by having your balls felt on that you can't spell worth a ****?
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Old July 20th, 07:33 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I haven't had a physical in a few years.

I'd rather have someone playing with my balls then someone shoving a Q-Tip up my peehole. *shudders*
try having 2 different doctors test to see if your appendix exploded
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Old July 20th, 08:21 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Last time for my physical I just went to a walk in. All they did was check my vision, then made me do 10 pushups and got my heartrate. But hey they let me play baseball so I don't care, and I don't think im missing to much with this whole guy grabbing your balls stuff.
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Old July 20th, 08:34 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Our school hosts physicals for athlete's at our school.

Very easy and no ball feeling required.
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Old July 20th, 08:52 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Try an Army Physical sometime... *shudder*
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Old July 20th, 10:27 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Try an Army Physical sometime... *shudder*
Elaborate...seriously.
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Old July 20th, 10:33 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Too much mentioning of the weiner for me, weird.
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Old July 20th, 10:40 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Elaborate...seriously.
they do it while your doing pushups...?
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Old July 20th, 10:46 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I had to get way more than just a physical a few months ago...for my mission they have to test EVERYT