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**Number One Andrew** · August 21st, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by chogaso

hey be happy at least you arnt a dishwasher, we get no respect from anyone......

**mLuH** · August 21st, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by BakerSkate

Nope, they have to be "13+" because anyone under that age is just immature and doesn't know any better.

that sucks. i hate little kids.

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Originally Posted by janiboy088

my god i wanted to take a 2x4 and shoot em

damn i wish my 2x4's would shoot people..mine only hit people

**BakerSkate** · August 21st, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by flowbob

damn i wish my 2x4's would shoot people..mine only hit people

Thats what I was wondering

**DaBluedevil** · August 21st, 03:47 PM

I work at a bagel shop and I'm almost like a manager type deal, but most of the problems get sent to me because I have dealt with most problems since I've been there the longest. I cna't stand it sometimes. I had one lady today just bark out her order while she was on line, so I asked her to wait her turn, in which she decided to ***** me out while I laughed at her and she ran out. My boss asked me why I laughed, and I said because she had a mole. God I couldn't look at her without starin at that thing. Oh man, fun ****.

**Ugly Bassist** · August 21st, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by 1337PAINTBALLER

I haven't really had a real job, but I did work a volunteer job one time.

I was selling soda at some big game. All the parents wanted to come see their young one throw a damn basketball so they could feel proud about their skills at basketball rather than their study skills.

Anyways, this one lady came up demanding a Diet Pepsi right away. So I look in the cooler and its not there. So I say "Sorry ma'am but we're out of Diet Pepsi."

Oh...My...God...

She just blew up at me. Screaming because she couldn't get her Diet Pepsi. I even offered to run back to the vending machines and try to get one for her but she STILL kept screaming at me.

I finally just said "You know what? **** you. You've been nothing but a ***** to me and I'm not going to put up with that. You want a ****ing Diet Pepsi? HERES YOUR DIET PEPSI!"

*Took a sharpie and a pepsi, wrote DIET on it, then slammed it on the ground and said "THERE"

Then I just quit and left. I didn't get any community service for it and luckily it wasn't a real job. But oh my god it felt sooo good to do that.

dude that is so quick/clever and awesome.

owned.

**fenix_freak** · August 21st, 11:14 PM

I worked at a golf course this summer...i had to hold back breaking old people's hips soooo many times. I was a cart boy and a caddy, cart boys just clean the golf carts...pretty simple. But when you are getting 2 carts every minute, it could get suprisingly busy/hard...and douche bag old people and ass hole kids (16-mid 20s) are a pain. People in their late 20's-late 40's are the better ones, they actually take some of the trash out of their carts so its easier for me.

There were some carts that I had to clean the had a **** load of beer cans, gatorade bottles, empty golf ball cartons, grass, broken tees, just flat out ****. Every day, I would say out of the 100+ carts I had to clean, a max of 10 a day wouldn't be completely filled with ****.

And when I was a caddy, holy crap, old guys can get pissy when they suck at golf. There was a couple of times that the person I was caddying (sp?) for got a really good shot, so I simply said "nice shot". Some of the old guys just said "shut up and give me my *insert club name here*", which really pissed me off. I was suprised when some people actually thanked me for the compliment. I was REALLY suprised when a kid that was prolly in his low-20's gave me a $20 tip.

Some people are complete assholes. I just so happen to be surrounded by assholes in my town. One of my next door neighbors came over to my house one day because he was trying to sleep and me and some of my friends were playing basketball. I guess me and my friends were playing too loud, so he came over to my house and grabbed the ball from us, and took it into his house. Didn't say a word, just grabbed it out of one of my friends' hands and walked away. Got it back that night though when I saw him in his yard watering their flowers, I told him that he had no right to take my basketball...he just told me to mind my own business...

Some old people really piss me off

**BAURblades** · August 21st, 11:31 PM

as far as working and takin ****, i got u all beat, sorry.

i work as a little league baseball umpire during the season.... parents are crazy.... especially the ones in portland. where im at now its not as bad but still.... parents need to let up fer sure.... i give out atleast 1 warning a game now adays....

**BAURblades** · August 21st, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Number One N00b

Hey, its Tommy Lasorde..... nice to see that hes doing well.

**BAURblades** · August 23rd, 12:45 AM

yay tripple post!

so my dads an asshole.

his laptop is messed up, so he is talkin to someone about it on the phone.... he keeps yellin and **** and arguing and crap.... they keep makin him switch lines and stuff, but he would still get mad. he always mumbles stuff under his breathe, like 'ya see if i buy another gateway again...' or 'why cant it be like compaq's recovery program...'

i wanna say somthing. i usualy do when he does this to people... especially when he gets mad at someone when he plays socom 2.... im like wtf, so waht if he team killed u, big deal, it was an accident, get over it.

then he goes on this big speach like that starts with 'you know what steve your an asshole. dont tell me what to do." and i jsut sit there and take it cuz i know he wont listen, but then atleast he dosnt look like an ass infront of other people, and just looks like an ass in front of me, which is ok, cuz i already knew he was an ass.

w00t w00t

**olddfatbulldog** · August 23rd, 11:11 AM

Shens on that story Nick.

**PaintBallBob** · August 23rd, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by BakerSkate

You guys think thats agrivating, I work at an x-ball field and when I go to paint check (y is p@!ntcheck against the filter?) someone all the little kids are all "Bonzai! he's moving get him!" and they all pop-up and just ****ing never stop shooting at me, cuz they think I'm in the game. "I'm like you little ****-heads I'm the ref!" and they still shoot!

reffing sucks. at least i get a shield

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