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September 7th, 10:47 PM
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lifes a ***** im its pimp
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joke...found on *******
thought it was funneh....mods feel free to close if its too "vulgar"
joke might be old...but iv never heard it
so a little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. she dresses quickly and goes to find the him.
the son sees his mom and asks, "what were you and Dad doing?"
the mother replies, "well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flaten it."
"Your wasting your time," said the boy.
"Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."  
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September 7th, 10:48 PM
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bomb the saudis
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hahahhahahahahaah
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September 7th, 10:55 PM
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wow...just...wow
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September 7th, 10:56 PM
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Lmao
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so when you fall 60 feet, you get cancer? damn.
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September 7th, 10:59 PM
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I was saving that bacon
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September 7th, 11:00 PM
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lawlz @ balla
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hahahahahahaha that's a good one
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September 7th, 11:26 PM
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hahaha thats awesome
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September 7th, 11:29 PM
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PbF Supporter
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Dude, that is quite a good one!
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September 7th, 11:51 PM
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Holy ****ing Asscrackers!
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thats grounds for murder/suicide right there...
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September 8th, 12:16 AM
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lol.
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September 8th, 12:33 AM
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oh snap.
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September 8th, 05:22 PM
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look LOOK ! ha you looked
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OMFGLOLBBQ1337
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If Abercrombie decided that breathing wasnt "cool" over half the teenage population would be dead in under 24 hours. If u agree put this in ur sig.
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September 8th, 05:23 PM
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OMFGLOLBBQ1337
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qft.....lol good one
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September 8th, 05:37 PM
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A.K.A Pimpballer756
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that was actuatly funny unlike most jokes on pbf
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September 8th, 10:30 PM
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lifes a ***** im its pimp
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w00t i did sumn w/o being flamed....can someone say world record?
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September 8th, 10:33 PM
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Banned
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w00t i did sumn w/o being flamed....can someone say world record?
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September 8th, 10:35 PM
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lifes a ***** im its pimp
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September 8th, 10:36 PM
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qft
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September 8th, 10:39 PM
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lifes a ***** im its pimp
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take chem/bio.....its a bunsen burner....now you know....and now you can get extra credit or something
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September 8th, 10:40 PM
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Banned
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take chem/bio.....its a bunsen burner....now you know....and now you can get extra credit or something
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joke...found on *******
...Other times I know I'm not
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