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September 29th, 06:20 PM
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****ing oww!!
*Note: This thread contains content about my penis. If you feel uncomfortable reading this then please hit the back button.*
Okay so I woke up this morning, felt pretty sick and threw up. Didn't want to miss school so I hopped in the shower and got ready. Well, as I was washing my genitals, I felt a burning and stinging. It hurt so ****ing bad!!
So I get out and rush to school because I'm late. Well the pain would just not go away. Finally around Block 4th hour, I went to the bathroom to take a piss, and what do you know I find CUTS on my dick. Sooo now if I get an erection, it stretches the cuts and makes the pain about 10X worse.
I have no ****ing idea how this happened... and no I didn't beat the meat too hard.. 
I was running around in my boxers outside a few nights ago... maybe some pokey thingy got in my boxers... but yeah it hurts so ****ing bad...
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September 29th, 06:21 PM
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bomb the saudis
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put some neosporin on it? dont let it go dry
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September 29th, 06:21 PM
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use Bengay......it will heal it right up.....
....but no seriously, just lay off for a while and it will heal....if u know what i mean.....lets get Medic in here
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September 29th, 06:23 PM
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ummm i think you'll just have to let it heal naturally 
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September 29th, 06:23 PM
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Yeah I'm kinda dissappointed I can't get any pleasure for a while... plus I got a feeling my date to homecoming will put out the night of the dance... so yeah hope it heals up quick LOL.
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September 29th, 06:25 PM
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wear tighty whities man it really helps
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September 29th, 06:26 PM
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THEN when it heals go back to boxers
btw wtf were u doing running outise in your boxers ?
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September 29th, 06:30 PM
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getting cuts on his penis duh
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September 29th, 06:32 PM
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noob
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September 29th, 06:34 PM
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Contract Killer
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remember that thread about that thing women could buy to prevent from being raped ? well tell your gf to take it out next time aight ?
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We're not in it for the money, or the fame. The girls, sex and drugs don't come to us, like other professional sports. We play day-in day-out, sun rise to sun set, sunny or rainy; because we love to play. People question us for our devotion, our obsession to this weird sport; a sport they see as a hobby. It doesn't matter what they think; we play because we love to, because we were born to be a pro paintball athlete
Chattown Ballers
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September 29th, 06:34 PM
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put a bandaid on it 
this is a job for medic |
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September 29th, 06:34 PM
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I'm on your back.
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You wouldn't have happened to been in South Africa recently, would you?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050831/...k_safrica_rape
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September 29th, 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by pimpballer756
THEN when it heals go back to boxers
btw wtf were u doing running outise in your boxers ?
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I dunno I was just chillin and my friend pulled up and I couldn't find my pants so I went outside in my boxers. So yeah I just chilled outside in my boxers for like an hour and I thoght I saw something cool in the creek so I ran down and tripped.
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September 29th, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by 1337PAINTBALLER
I dunno I was just chillin and my friend pulled up and I couldn't find my pants so I went outside in my boxers. So yeah I just chilled outside in my boxers for like an hour and I thoght I saw something cool in the creek so I ran down and tripped.
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and thats about when he cut his dick up.
 god that sucks
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September 29th, 07:24 PM
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Liquid soap with salt miixed in always does the trick for me.
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September 29th, 07:27 PM
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lmao
sorry but i cant help it
it reminded me of a pbf chat from like 2 years ago where i was telling how i got cuts on mine from some lovely braces. we talked for like 2 hours about my wang
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September 29th, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by kant_think
Liquid soap with salt miixed in always does the trick for me.
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you'v cut your penis too?
jk haha
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September 29th, 07:27 PM
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I've cut my balls before...
They bleed blood
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September 29th, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by XtremeAaron
you'v cut your penis too?
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Nah, it was your mom's long ass nails... Happens all the time, so i've gotten used to it.
<3
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September 29th, 07:30 PM
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haha like ja said in one of his threads
if u like a 43 y/o women with 4 kids then go for it
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****ing oww!!
