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September 30th, 07:04 PM
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Holy ****ing Asscrackers!
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I'm in a predicament
ok, so there's this girl I've been hanging out with the past 2 days, went down on the first night, did last night  now theres this other chick, she's bi and hot and has lotsa bi hot girlfriends. i've got plans to go to her place and there's a very good chance i'll do her too. now the problem is, neither of them know that i've done (or am going to do) the other. the girl i've done is the jealous type and if she found out, no more poon for me 
now, since i already have plans for the bi chick for tonight, i need some cover so the other chick wont be suspicious. the bi chick probably couldnt care less about the other, btw. I'm going over to her place like 7:30, and we're going to eat some pizza and watch a movie (well, that's the "plan" anyways). not sure when i'll be done there, likely around 10-11 at the latest. then i'll want to go to the other chicks place and probably sleep there after gettin some oh so sweet luvin. i need some help fabricating a story that will keep her from becoming suspicious, and give me the best chance at scoring twice in one night. i'll probably need to shower/clean up real quick after the first, im guessin just not washing my hair so she won't be able to tell i just showered?  |
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September 30th, 07:07 PM
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btw...
thats the chick i've done. the other one doesnt have any good pics but rest assured, she is plenty cute
Last edited by zpyro : October 1st at 03:14 AM.
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September 30th, 07:11 PM
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Allen
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thats it i movin to cali
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September 30th, 07:13 PM
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I tried this once but chicks have some kind of sense that you been up to somthing even tho my plan was fool proof....
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September 30th, 07:13 PM
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All you have to do is whore out your body on *******, and you will get those chicks...
I say forget the bi and go with that girl... her tits are reason enough. 
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September 30th, 07:13 PM
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If you sexin' learn this lesson when you wash off
Just use hot water don't put no soap on your wash cloth
That way when you get home no questions you won't leave her bent
Don't be a dope and use the soap cause it will leave a scent.
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September 30th, 07:14 PM
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I was thinkin dinner w/ family or something like that as a cover story
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September 30th, 07:15 PM
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Allen
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I was thinkin dinner w/ family or something like that as a cover story
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family stuff is always a good excuse
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September 30th, 07:17 PM
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Holy ****ing Asscrackers!
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only problem is she knows where i live and that runs the risk of her stoppin by to see if im tellin the truth. ya its a stretch but its very very nice poon and i dont want to give it up just yet, and she might get suspicious like anon said
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September 30th, 07:21 PM
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Allen
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if you have more that one relative near you tell her you are going to one where she doesnt know where it is
example: i am going to uncle bobs for dinner (she doesnt know where unle bob lives so she cant check up on you)
if that makes sense
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September 30th, 07:22 PM
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She sounds like the type that will try to be up your ass all night so that makes it hard becasue she will prob be calling your cell all night....
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September 30th, 07:23 PM
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i think ive got it....relative in town for the night and parents force me to have dinner w/ em. or a friend i never get to see.
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September 30th, 07:23 PM
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She sounds like the type that will try to be up your ass all night so that makes it hard becasue she will prob be calling your cell all night....
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nah shes not that bad. what was ur "perfect plan" anyways? |
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September 30th, 07:25 PM
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Allen
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havin dinner at a resteraunt(sp) with realtive from out of town but not sure where your going to eat yet
that way she still cant check up on you
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September 30th, 07:30 PM
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I told her i had to work extra shift. Planed to meet her at a party so i would have time to shower. Went to party was about to leave she gets in car outa no were she ask me who i was with earlier. have no idea how she found out, nonone at that party knew the girl i was with...
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September 30th, 07:41 PM
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why would girl 2 even ask?
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September 30th, 07:50 PM
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why would girl 2 even ask?
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cuz she knows i have hella girls that I talk to on ******* and she's the jealous type
i think im gonna just tell her a friend of mine is moving this weekend and i'm gonna hang out w/ him for awhile and see if she would want me to come over afterwards and spend the night |
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September 30th, 07:58 PM
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Yeah, that works
And not bad poon at all...damn. Hey hit me on AIM with the real shot of what she showed you lol
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September 30th, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Snowsk5054
Yeah, that works
And not bad poon at all...damn. Hey hit me on AIM with the real shot of what she showed you lol
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ha, u wish. thats just a pic she sent me, she's one of those girls who doesnt like other people taking pics  and besides, even if i did get pics why would i show u guys? any pics i have are for my own personal enjoyment  |
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I'm in a predicament
...Other times I know I'm not
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