paintchick15

i was at the movies and the little trailer thing before the movie said, "Locate the exits in the front and rear of the theater. Please use these exits in the case of an emergency." Like what other way do I have to get out?

anybody have a "here's your sign" story?

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Originally Posted by ja289 ha i could just imagine some old person hears all this racket and gets up and is thinking "wtf is going on outside" and he looks out the window and sees some metalhead chasing a lawnmower.

EnigmaX

That gave me a good laugh!

Another one is the Ref's saying "Go to the deadbox when your shot"....Duh!!

I have to tell walk-on/rec players this all the time lol

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This thread doesn't deliver.

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NYY

"this bridge is slippery when covered with ice"

mattyboy_34

i have one of those right by my house, every time im with a friend i laugh and they are like "wat?"

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rivit

yea those are cool..
and on fresh coffee cups
"Caution Hot"
like wtf, if it was cold id choke a *****.
and uhh, those
"Caution if food is not chewed properly choking is possible"
something like that was on my pretzels once, like...am i going to swallow a big jagged cracker hole?
wait i just had one,
whats up with those "Wanted dead or alive things"
well how else would i give him to you? like, zombie?ok that last one didnt work after reading it a couple times, ease up....

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Mario

its not really a heres your sign thing though be theres a sign that says

Slow children at play

it makes me laugh

outlaner_0990

warning on a can of pepper spray: "May irritate eyes."

Z PYRO

that first one is for retards who forget coffee is hot, spill it on their vag, then sue mcdonalds for it.
the "wanted dead or alive" means just that; dead OR alive. as in, one or the other, doesnt really matter which. it doesn't say "wanted neither dead nor alive"

or on cans of peanuts "warning: may contain nuts"

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Ja289

there's more to the hot coffee deal than people think, i wouldn't use that as an example

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NOR*ILL-Mongrel

Once,I skated past a pond,and there was a "No Parking" sign in the middle of the pond.

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Ja289

hahaha what ^^^^???

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NOR*ILL-Mongrel

Some friends and I were skating by a pond,and in the middle, there was a sign that said "No Parking" on a post,in the water. I really don't know how it got there.

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DJS2

there are a lot of people in the world with absolutely no common sense and those people end up becoming rich because they **** up and sue because theres no 'warning signs' which is prolly why there are a lot of stupid ones out there.

Ryan_Page

"Road wet when raining."

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Sittin_duk

Hm..I called my mom the other day..I dialed the house number, she picked up and I asked her if she was at home.

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NYY

my parents do that all the time

Z PYRO

well i did, so oh well. there's still no reason there should be a warning: hot coffee label on a coffee cup

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NYY

i love the sign that says

Slow Down
Watch Children

its like inviting pedophiles to do what they love