dont do anything to her you wouldnt her to do back to you. from there, you make the choice.
thats absolutely the worst saying ive ever heard... i definately dont have a puss, or breasts to play with (at least not very sensitive ones).... i need real advice, im sorry but u fail
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Hi, im DJ.. long time reader, first time poster. anywho, i have a question. Me and my girlfriend have been together for about 3 months, and have had intercorse. Now, i want to just stick it in her pooper but she has concerns. Im thinking of just getting her real wasted, waiting for her to pass out and than lube up and jump on. Please help me with my qualm.
lmfao i didnt even read the rest of your post, haha. yes drunk= easy access
Hi, im DJ.. long time reader, first time poster. anywho, i have a question. Me and my girlfriend have been together for about 3 months, and have had intercorse. Now, i want to just stick it in her pooper but she has concerns. Im thinking of just getting her real wasted, waiting for her to pass out and than lube up and jump on. Please help me with my qualm.
thats absolutely the worst saying ive ever heard... i definately dont have a puss, or breasts to play with (at least not very sensitive ones).... i need real advice, im sorry but u fail
fine. exchange things done to a ****** with things done to a penis, eat some ho-hos, then take previously given advice.
so i just got with this girl about 2 weeks ago.. ive known her for 3 years on and off.. but we finally started dating.. she was going out with my best friend at the time 3 years ago and after they broke up about a year later i liked her.. we would talk on and off and ****.. so then like just recently we really got together and we like each other a **** load... but today her friends over her house and she tells me that her mom and her are fighting that im going out with her.. and im like y is her mom pissed.. her friend says becuz i no the kid she dated 3 years ago my (best friend, hes not anymore i hate his guts even b4 this happend) so becuz i just KNOW this kid her mom doesnt want her to date me... im so pissed right now i like this girl a lot.. any help?
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there's this transvestite that likes me, but im not sure if i like it back. what should i say to it?
^^ thing is idk how ill be able to meet her mom... and shell hate me for being close to her daughter.. and the wierd thing is its not so much the boy she hates more the boys mom and his mom doesnt no.. this is really ****ed up ****...
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there's this transvestite that likes me, but im not sure if i like it back. what should i say to it?
hmmm...what about dinner? ask her and her mom to go to dinner with u. dont pick something like EXTREMELY nice or shell think ur just tryin to be all suave and ****. just semi nice. dress good, but not like dress pants and tie. khakis, button up collared shirt. some nice boots if uve got em.
thats what im basically gonna have to do cuz i cheated on my girl but she has forgiven me so i gotta make it up with her parents
Um I wanna bang this chick so I've been really nice to her and we're friends, when would be a good time to like try and start a relationship?
First off, get some respect for women.
Secondly, never start with "I wanna bang this chick".
Thirdly, if you are merely going out with her to get laid, then mature before you attempt to start having sex.
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I read the rest of it. So you weren't serious. But, there are a lot of guys who think like this, so I won't delete it because it's logical, intelligent advice. But I respect you for being above those.
Dude, a girls parents never like the guy. Its natural. For instance, Kats father and Uncle were checking hotels with baseball bats looking for us one night. You kinda just grow on them the longer your together. It helps though to win over the parents. Invite her and her parents to eat at your house.
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Dinner with the 'rents is always a good move. If you don't have the parent's permission, you'll never be able to date the girl. Go ahead and take her mom out to dinner, have an INTELLIGENT conversation with her (note: things she likes, paintball... probably not a good convo for this kind of parent) and spend a lot of time with her mom, talking to her and getting to know her. After a while she will ease up and begin to trust you a little more. Trust me, I've (sorta) been through this before. My G/F's Dad is gay... so that's kinda like a mom, and he didn't like me much when we first started dating but I took him and his daughter out to dinner etc. and now he is like a close friend. I still get uncomfortable when is B/F is around though, because I always get stuck next to him wherever we go, and he thinks im hot lol. GOOD LUCK!
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lmfao i didnt even read the rest of your post, haha. yes drunk= easy access
yea, rape her. great idea, ****in idiots.
even if u havebeen dating for a while and have sex, if the chicks is wasted there is always arisk on ur part, especially if ur sober (which is freaking creepy). dont do something she doesnt want you to do. its a total douche bag move.
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Definately act extra nice whenever in the presence of her parents... my gf says im not anywhere close to myself when im around her parents (mom especially) which is a good thing.. you have to put the most innocent "im not gonna take ur daughter's virginity" face on and just seem like a perfect angel... than when u are alone.. strap up and go at it.
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