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BUBBASR. · March 11th, 06:49 PM

Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow. "Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb.

"No Five dollars!" fired back Clinton. This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days, every time he'd run by.

She'd holler, "Fifty dollars!"

He'd yell back, "Five dollars!"

One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what Bill had been really doing on all his past outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker where she always stood.

Bill tried to evade the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five bucks?"

**crustybug** · March 11th, 06:54 PM

i lol'd....ive never heard that one b4......but hilary isnt even worth five.....

***localCO*** · March 11th, 06:54 PM

omg lol that was great

**Skate and Paint** · March 11th, 07:07 PM

hahaha that was funny

pbfenom · March 11th, 08:10 PM

LOL that was damn funny

**sNoW PIrAnHa** · March 11th, 10:26 PM

Oh but when the bush jokes are in everyone gets offended.

That one wasn't very funny, I've heard better clinton jokes.

**Dogpatch** · March 11th, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by crustybug

i lol'd....ive never heard that one b4......but hilary isnt even worth five.....

Hey, that's your future President you're talking about there.

LOL

**Brockocoli** · March 11th, 11:44 PM

ha. liberals.

with her attitude (especially at the SOTU address) she's not worth $5...

nice find bubba.

**Jinjiro** · March 12th, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by sNoW PIrAnHa

Oh but when the bush jokes are in everyone gets offended.

I never see people get offended at Bush jokes. Everyone enjoys a good laugh, Republican or Democrat.

-Jin

BUBBASR. · March 12th, 07:20 PM

simmer snow its just a joke. I laugh at bush jokes if they are funny. this is funny to me.

theres also a bumper sticker coming out for the 08 elections.both dems and republicans can use it. it says
08 run hillary run
democrats put it on the pack of there car.
republicans put it on the front of there car.

**PizzaMiLiTiA** · March 12th, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by BUBBASR.

simmer snow its just a joke. I laugh at bush jokes if they are funny. this is funny to me.

theres also a bumper sticker coming out for the 08 elections.both dems and republicans can use it. it says
08 run hillary run
democrats put it on the pack of there car.
republicans put it on the front of there car.

Hehehe...

**128shot** · March 12th, 09:34 PM

this must be floating around. I've heard this one many times in the same few week time span. I laugh every time.

As far as I'm concerned, I wish republicans/democrats would just burn in hell for a change...

**mLuH** · March 12th, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by BUBBASR.

simmer snow its just a joke. I laugh at bush jokes if they are funny. this is funny to me.

theres also a bumper sticker coming out for the 08 elections.both dems and republicans can use it. it says
08 run hillary run
democrats put it on the pack of there car.
republicans put it on the front of there car.

haha nice

**sNoW PIrAnHa** · March 12th, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BUBBASR.

simmer snow its just a joke. I laugh at bush jokes if they are funny. this is funny to me.

theres also a bumper sticker coming out for the 08 elections.both dems and republicans can use it. it says
08 run hillary run
democrats put it on the pack of there car.
republicans put it on the front of there car.

Hah, that was a good one.

I remember the bush joke thread a while ago, a couple people got pissed. The problem is probably from me, because I haven't laughed once that wasn't fake in the last couple weeks. Nothing is funny anymore.

**2 legit** · March 13th, 03:57 AM

Hilary Clinton: "Now thats a woman i'd hate to fight. She looks like the type thatd wear underwear with dick holes in them!"-Buck Nasty

**dfdtrumpet** · March 13th, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Dogpatch

Hey, that's your future President you're talking about there.

LOL

i sincerley hope you are wrong

**iluvwpg** · March 13th, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Brockocoli

ha. liberals.

with her attitude (especially at the SOTU address) she's not worth $5...

nice find bubba.

just looking at her she's not worth half of five dollars.

BUBBASR. · March 13th, 08:39 AM

naw I would put up tree fiddy for a round on her. i think im probably kidding.

**iluvwpg** · March 13th, 08:43 AM

for a second i thought u meant $350.00, not $3.50, bigg difference. No matter what it's like your paying for your own slavery, for awhile any way. Prolly about a year b4 she................if she knows what a orgasm is.

**buddhaHybrid** · March 13th, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by iluvwpg

for a second i thought u meant $350.00, not $3.50, bigg difference. No matter what it's like your paying for your own slavery, for awhile any way. Prolly about a year b4 she................if she knows what a orgasm is.

Hah that is disturbing.. however i doubt good 'ol Bill would date her and then marry her if she didn't put out; at least, in the beginning of the relationship before he started scoring with the secretary. But yeah probably now that i