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March 13th, 07:13 PM
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I Vore You
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Maury
I love that show. I want to be on there one day.
I love when they're not the father they dance and ****.
When they are, they're all like "Bull****, it ain't mine", but then at the end they're like "I'll be there for 'em, I'll be there".
It always gives me a good laugh.
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March 13th, 07:17 PM
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Hollllla
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Yeah I enjoy shows like that where I enjoy it in a way you're not supposed to.
Damn that sentence sucked.
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March 13th, 09:05 PM
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haha yeah, too bad he comes on when im at school
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March 13th, 09:17 PM
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The Realest ***** Here.
Join Date: Mar 2005
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i watch it with friends cuz its funnier when you can make fun of them and other people laugh...lol..
me and a friend watched it last friday together and this one guy was like noway that babys mine its way too ugly...and it ended up being his and he was like its so beautiful then he asked the chick to marry him...it was awkward.
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March 13th, 09:21 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Lafayette/Kokomo Indiana
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you are NOT the father!
that's all this show is..and it's so rigged.
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March 13th, 09:41 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Tyrone, Shaniqua, are you ready for the results?
You ARE the father.
I love that white man.
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March 13th, 10:17 PM
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I was saving that bacon
Join Date: Jan 2005
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lol.
"I aint dat dang babys dadda! I wont do a dang thing if I am. Shaquandanita be sleeping wit all dem playas." - bobby joe
"Bobby joe, You ARE the father" -maury
"I toad jew mudda ******" . Where my money? where my money" - shaquandanita
" I knew it was mine maury. i love him and I will take care of him"- Bobby joe.
Their all pretty much the same. But thier so dang funny.
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March 13th, 10:21 PM
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bobby joe is a horrible name for a black man  |
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March 13th, 10:22 PM
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The Realest ***** Here.
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bobby joe is a horrible name for a black man |
dude dont come in here jus to flame him.
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March 13th, 10:29 PM
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I was saving that bacon
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Hey, its not always black on black. Theirs several that a black woman and white redneck man. 
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March 13th, 10:51 PM
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Hey, its not always black on black. Theirs several that a black woman and white redneck man. |
lol the dirty south does some weird things. |
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March 13th, 11:29 PM
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Hollllla
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I like the ones where there's a really really really slutty girl and asking 8 diffrent guys to come on the show they finally find the father.
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March 13th, 11:34 PM
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I like the ones where there's a really really really slutty girl and asking 8 diffrent guys to come on the show they finally find the father.
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March 13th, 11:38 PM
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Did you see the episode where they brought in 15 guys, and NONE of them were the father?
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lmao
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March 13th, 11:53 PM
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i love maury... but the prengancy test shows do get boring.. i like the other ones |
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March 14th, 12:13 AM
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i can't stand those shows...
just a constant reminder of how depressing the average american is...
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March 14th, 01:15 AM
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Yes, they do, but they make me feel better about myself, knowing that I am not one of them.
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March 14th, 06:45 AM
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The Realest ***** Here.
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Originally Posted by olddfatbulldog
I like the ones where there's a really really really slutty girl and asking 8 diffrent guys to come on the show they finally find the father.
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i may be behind...but werent you celebrating lent? |
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March 14th, 07:59 AM
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Imagine how embarassing it would be to have your fatass mom jumping around in that show. And then they bring in your best friend who turns out to be the father of your half brother.
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March 14th, 08:51 AM
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Hollllla
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Originally Posted by xWesXHimselfx
i may be behind...but werent you celebrating lent?
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I was. Then I sorta gave up.
I made a thread.
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Maury
Thanx A LOT Predator14 
