Whyre YOU sucha bad person?
I'm such a bad person.........
In the past year I have...Cheated on my girlfriend with some fat *****...on a dirty bathroom floor...which I now regret cause shes such a fat *****. At least she had a tongue ring and loose hips.
I quit my job cause I refused to cut my hair...those bastards woulda saw me in hell before I cut it. But then again I cut it about a month ago and it looks so good i wish I had cut it earlier and still had a job.
Ive been stealin money from my parents just so I can go out and party...which usually happens every weekend non stop, jacking the change from the change jar on really hurtin days as a last resort and trying to break into the wine cellar before everytime I go out.
Ive found and made copies of all the keys I need and know where all my parents wallets/purses are.
Drank a **** load of whiskey ended up in the hospital ( stupid )
I'd probably drop the greatest relationship in the world for a chance to tap a hot *****.
I steal my parents cars when they work really late even though I have no license or driving experience.
I convinced my friend to drive me home while hes drunk...rip a stop sign outta the ground and steal it.
If theres something i want and no one to see me take it, its mine.
Id sneak out everynight to smoke weed.
I sold my timmy and all my gear so I could have money...which I later spent on dope.
Anyone, for an reason, if theres a fight Im ready to jump in...why? I dunno
Theres
soooooooo much more......Im such a bad person.......
And i love it






Why're you such a bad person if you are?