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***jayoxd*** · June 19th, 09:46 AM

How the hell do you kill a wasp, im in nyc and i have never fricken seen a wasp, nor have i been stung by a bee before and when i saw it flying around, at first i thought it was a fly, but then it landed and i looked at it and i was ****tingly scared, the only time i see them is on the discovery channel saying they killed some kids. If it was a bee it would be a whole different story, but now it is flying around in my living room and i dont know how to kill it, i was thinking about shooting it, but if i missed i would have a mad wasp now

wtf do i do

**doublethreatguy** · June 19th, 09:49 AM

open a window. It'll fly out.

**P41n7b4ll K1d** · June 19th, 09:54 AM

If you punch one, it will stun it and you can stomp on it

**dfdtrumpet** · June 19th, 09:57 AM

take off his hood and punch him in the face
/bad joke

***jayoxd*** · June 19th, 09:58 AM

ill try the opening window one, then maybe the punching it

, im just hoping nothing else will fly in then, i was going to open the window that it just keeps sitting on but im pretty sure im going to get stung if im there opening the window and then the screen

**Kleivonen** · June 19th, 10:37 AM

errm get a paper towel and smash it

**sick_dawg** · June 19th, 10:55 AM

If it is just a wasp, chances are you won't die. I am highly allergic to those things, but when i got stung by one my hand just swelled up to twice its normal size...

But anyways, just wait for it to lounge on something and smash it.

**theunforgiven** · June 19th, 11:02 AM

wtf... wait for it to land, grap a paper towel and get him.

**Shytkicker** · June 19th, 11:11 AM

I had this problem yesterday in my car. ****er refused to fly out when I pulled over and opened the door (my family has a high incidence of wasp allergies, though I've only ever been stung by bees.) It ALMOST flew out, but then it went into my driver-side door pocket. I had to smash it, like, 25 times with a cigarette box before it finally stopped moving.

They're not much to be afraid of, since they have to land on you for a second to effectively sting you. When I was a kid, my friends and I used to swat them down and stomp on them in the playground. I don't think any of us died, really.

**toXic** · June 19th, 11:37 AM

Paper towel?

Come on guys, I use the same techique with wasps and spyders(lol), when one lands on something, grap a phone book and throw it.

But anyway, we have 3 different types of wasps around here. Red and black, and just recently we got these showing up...

And no, thats not a yellow jacket. Its a Tiger wasp!

**Kleivonen** · June 19th, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by toXic

Paper towel?

Come on guys, I use the same techique with wasps and spyders(lol), when one lands on something, grap a phone book and throw it.

But anyway, we have 3 different types of wasps around here. Red and black, and just recently we got these showing up...

And no, thats not a yellow jacket. Its a Tiger wasp!

pic doesnt work for me

**toXic** · June 19th, 11:56 AM

huh... just google "tiger wasp". Use the image search. Its working fine for me. Maybe its just a hole in the time/space continuum that wont allow you to see it.

**fenix_freak** · June 19th, 12:10 PM

There are a ton of black and tiger wasps in my area. I always have to kill their nest type things (don't know what they are called) if they start making one on the house or near it. I have been stung a couple times...no biggie. Just make sure the stinger is out and my mom has this good stuff that i put on it so it doesn't swell like crazy...only stings for a little bit.

Get some Raid. You can get it at most grocery stores (at least around here). Works really well. It can spray pretty far too, so just stand back a couple feet and spray it on it and it will die. Fly swatters work too.

**freakpizzaboy** · June 19th, 12:16 PM

my dad owns a pest control biz fools

***theCOWgoesMOO*** · June 19th, 01:06 PM

lol we have yellow jackets here thos ****ers hurt

**Ja289** · June 19th, 01:19 PM

where are you in the city?

**BAURblades** · June 19th, 03:06 PM

My friend has this 20' speed boat and me and him get to take it out when ever we want, as long as we clean it and everything. SO its now summer and so we had to clean it out, we go in there and there are TONS of wasps. So we went back in there with tennis rackets and went at it. We killed about 20 or so Id say.

Of course we could have used a hose.

***NYY*** · June 19th, 03:10 PM

Last year we had a huge bee problem in our backyard. Those suckers were over a inch long. But they nested in the ground so we just filled it up with some stuff that my mom bought at home depot.

**dhill0413** · June 19th, 03:12 PM

get your boyfriend to take care of it.

thats what girls i know do......

**Shytkicker** · June 19th, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by NYY

Last year we had a huge bee problem in our backyard. Those suckers were over a inch long. But they nested in the ground so we just filled it up with some stuff that my mom bought at home depot.

Just get an appropriately sized chicken-wire bee-keeper suit.

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Originally Posted by Conan O'Brien

He's protected from 3 inch bees, that's right. He's protected from 3 inch bees, tonight! A 3 inch bee can't sting this guy! A 3 inch bee shouldn't even try!...