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**Rock Force** · June 20th, 01:38 AM

i was hungry, so i got myself a bowl of rocky road ice cream.

i soon discovered that my so called "rocky road" had no marshmallows.

it seems that the road may not be so rocky.

or maybe the mother****ers are hiding.

omgwtfh4x???

**HuNtS** · June 20th, 01:40 AM

zomg?

Ionatior · June 20th, 01:45 AM

omgwtfbbq!

**Gangsta_Redneck** · June 20th, 01:46 AM

i would call the icecream people about that...

**big_balla** · June 20th, 01:47 AM

No pics?

Burn him!

Ionatior · June 20th, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by z71redneck08

i would call the icecream people about that...

911!

**HuNtS** · June 20th, 01:48 AM

pics or shens

**Rock Force** · June 20th, 02:02 AM

i see a nut, but i see no white fluff.

omgwtfh4x???

Ionatior · June 20th, 02:47 AM

wtf...are you eating your own ****?

***localCO*** · June 20th, 02:53 AM

omgwtfbqq?!!?1111one!!?

**Huey69** · June 20th, 03:36 AM

uh...the nuts are the rocky part. The road is the marshmallows. Atleast thats how I view it.

**Ja289** · June 20th, 03:53 AM

what kind of sick cheap brand of ice cream is this anyway?

**Rock Force** · June 20th, 03:59 AM

I dunno, it tastes/smells fine. I think it's the ****ty grociery store brand though. Yet again,

omgwtfh4x???

**Ja289** · June 20th, 04:03 AM

bring it back, and demand a full refund. if they refuse, make a huge scene.

infact, picket in front of the store and tell people to boycott their rocky road ice cream.

if you get 20+ members, i will personally fl ydown to texas and give you a pat on the back.

**Shytkicker** · June 20th, 08:06 AM

That's why you never buy icecream from a company that also sells its own cereals, green beans, and meat-like-products.

But I'd look at it like an oppertunity: replace the missing 'mallows with lucky charms pieces! Turn Rockey Road into "Lucky Road!" Man, Ben-and-Jerry'd be all ova that ****!

**Ja289** · June 20th, 08:12 AM

holy moly thats a genious idea. then you can sell it to people outside of the grocery store.

or mabye you're the type of guy that just likes getting on TV eh?

try this:

go to the owners office claiming you're some insurance expert.. when you get tino his office pull out a firearm, duct tape him to his chair, and stick a sock in his mouth. then bolt the front doors of the store shut with chain explosives.

then demand an enormous ransom

**Shytkicker** · June 20th, 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ja289

try this:

go to the owners office claiming you're some insurance expert.. when you get tino his office pull out a firearm, duct tape him to his chair, and stick a sock in his mouth. then bolt the front doors of the store shut with chain explosives.

then demand an enormous ransom

That idea also would be much improved if Lucky Charms were somehow involved...

**Kleivonen** · June 20th, 10:02 AM

zomgwtfbbqkittens!!!!!11!1!11111!!!!!

Ionatior · June 20th, 10:03 AM

Gather about 30 people and have a sit-in at your local grocery store.

Bring chairs.

**Sham3d** · June 20th, 10:04 AM

its h4x0rd