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Worst place to have sex?
So my friends brother was driving with his girlfriend. They decide to go off the road a bit to have sex in the back.
So they parked, and were going, when the train hit them. That's right, the dumbass parked on the train tracks. It's funny in a sick way, but kind of not, since they're both paralized. But I mean, Darwin award anyone?
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Train hits car, two hospitalized
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BRAINTREE – Two Randolph residents are lucky to be alive after their 1998 Subaru was hit by a train at 1:47 in the morning Tuesday on Riford Brook Rd., state police said. Police said Mathew J. Bacon, 31 and Jacquelyn Orr., 32, were intoxicated and apparently parked on the tracks. The train conductor said he hit the emergency brakes but hit the car going 35-40 mph and sent it airborne for 30 feet, after which it landed right-side-up off the tracks.
Police said both Orr and Bacon were hospitalized at Dartmouth Hitchcock hospital with serious injuries. Both were charged with DUI and police said neither of them admitted to being the driver of the car.
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August 19th, 02:18 AM
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That sucks...
Car sex sucks anyways. Sex in bed is the best hands down. Well maybe shower, but haven't tried that yet.
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August 19th, 02:50 AM
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So my friends brother was driving with his girlfriend. They decide to go off the road a bit to have sex in the back.
So they parked, and were going, when the train hit them. That's right, the dumbass parked on the train tracks. It's funny in a sick way, but kind of not, since they're both paralized. But I mean, Darwin award anyone?
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your mom's room isnt that great of a place...she needs new matresses (sp?)
j/k
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August 19th, 02:54 AM
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HA! lmao!
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August 19th, 08:39 AM
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August 19th, 08:41 AM
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corn field ftmfl.
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August 19th, 09:30 AM
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thats ****in awesome
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August 19th, 10:45 AM
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on a sand dune was a bad idea.. got sand everywhere. Picking it outta my butt for days.
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August 19th, 10:54 AM
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in your parents house when they are home?
that sucks that he parked on train tracks
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August 19th, 11:36 AM
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in your parents house when they are home?
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August 19th, 12:23 PM
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yeah.... i think
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August 19th, 12:44 PM
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Worst place to have sex..? Africa  AIDS ftl
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August 19th, 01:23 PM
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and america is any better? CLAP ftl?
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August 19th, 03:23 PM
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and america is any better? CLAP ftl?
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pff AIDS sucks waay more than the clap.
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an airplane bathroom with snakes LOL
um, while opperating some type of heavy equipment
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August 19th, 04:48 PM
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August 19th, 04:59 PM
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an airplane bathroom with snakes LOL
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August 19th, 05:34 PM
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I think we all can agree that the worst place to have sex is in a prison cell.
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August 19th, 05:40 PM
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Jimmy: yeah i once i had sex with a girl.
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southpark ftw
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August 19th, 06:45 PM
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i'd have to say my friends trampoline when his mom got home from work....and decided to come back and smoke a cigarrete, i'm sure my white ass is burned into her retinas
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