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September 20th, 07:25 PM
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I love college.
My room mate fell asleep at 5:00pm tonight and it really p***** me off. I went and changed his alarm and my alarm for 7:00am since we both have a 7:30am class. I got in bed and pretended I was sleeping. The alarm went off and he got up and got ready for class, he just left. It's only 7:30pm. 
If I don't come back on it's because he killed me. 
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September 20th, 07:27 PM
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lmao thats great
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so when you fall 60 feet, you get cancer? damn.
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September 20th, 07:27 PM
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Good work.
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September 20th, 07:28 PM
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Bahahhahahaha, best prank ever. That's great. I really have to try this with someone. He still hasn't come back?
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September 20th, 07:29 PM
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He still hasn't come back?
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No, it takes him about 10min to get to class, I would expect him back at 7:40 or so.
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September 20th, 07:31 PM
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Rofl, good stuff
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September 20th, 07:46 PM
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7:37 he walked back in....you should have seen the look on his face. 
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September 20th, 07:47 PM
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Woohoo
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You should've been like...
Why are you back so early? Class get cancelled?
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September 20th, 07:50 PM
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That's freakin awesome! I laughed out loud at that!
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September 20th, 07:51 PM
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i had to reread that like 3 times
good work
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September 20th, 08:02 PM
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LOL that's so evil. I bet he slapped himself.
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September 20th, 08:03 PM
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Why did it tick you off though?
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September 20th, 08:05 PM
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I bet he slapped himself.
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I don't know, he came back in, shot me a look, and crawled back into bed.
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Almost every night he's in bed by 7:00pm, if I want to have friends over or just basically do something other than sleep I can't. (Well, I could, but then he gets all "WTF Mate")
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September 20th, 08:20 PM
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Buy him ear plugs.
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September 20th, 08:22 PM
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Buy him ear plugs.
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I'm not that nice.
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September 20th, 08:23 PM
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Switch rooms.
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September 20th, 08:26 PM
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Does he sleep from like 7pm-7am?
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September 20th, 08:31 PM
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I'm wondering how somebody can't tell the difference between 7am and 7pm almost immediately...
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September 20th, 08:34 PM
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I'm wondering how somebody can't tell the difference between 7am and 7pm almost immediately...
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Well sometimes I'll wake up in the middle of the night..check my clock and it will be like 2 AM. Then I lie down for a second and the next thing I know it's time to wake up at 6. Like almost instantly.
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I love college.
...Other times I know I'm not
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