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Old October 25th, 12:20 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Reason #438 Women Suck

So I was going to HC with this pretty sweet chick I know. It was all good I asked her with a fortune cookie whatever. We were just going as friends (but were still going to dance and get dinner and everything). So of course I didn't buy her a ticket. She knew this. So everything is going well and the dance is Saturday (I actually moved stuff around this weekend so I could go.)

And she didn't buy a ticket.

What do I do PBF? Should I show up Homecoming alone and just lurk. Or should I not go at all? The gayest part was the 17 dollar ticket.

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Old October 25th, 12:21 AM   #2 (permalink)
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home comings over rated.. get drunk and go streaking
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Old October 25th, 12:27 AM   #3 (permalink)
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We don't have homecoming dances, but I wouldnt go to prom alone.
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Old October 25th, 12:29 AM   #4 (permalink)
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just buy her a ticket
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Old October 25th, 12:34 AM   #5 (permalink)
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just buy her a ticket
Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have a genius.

I mean, it's not like tickets are sold out or anything.
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Old October 25th, 12:36 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Personally, I would always buy a girl's ticket.

Usually they sell tickets at the door though, assuming they don't sell them from now until then.

Oh yea, $17 is nothing. If you buy tickets at the door at Prom it's like $65 or so.
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Old October 25th, 12:44 AM   #7 (permalink)
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what do these tickets look like, something that can be made in photoshop or some of those raffle tickets. Or pawn one off your friends
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Old October 25th, 12:46 AM   #8 (permalink)
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If you're still taking suggestions....

rape her.
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Old October 25th, 01:01 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I'm just going alone and dancing with girls who's dates are *****es and aren't dancing.

If that doesn't go over well I'll work the punch bowl.
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Old October 25th, 01:20 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Look for a scalper?
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Old October 25th, 01:43 AM   #11 (permalink)
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wow, youre really cheap
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Old October 25th, 01:43 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I'm just going alone and dancing with girls who's dates are *****es and aren't dancing.

If that doesn't go over well I'll work the punch bowl.
I'll take that as an "I'm not looking for any more suggestions, thanks."
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Old October 25th, 01:52 AM   #13 (permalink)
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wow, youre really cheap
QFT to the max. u havea penis, pay the bills. it sucks but its what u gotta do. also, girls love getting kissed on the neck. donno y, but its a 1 way ticket to sexy time. just an after thought
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Old October 25th, 01:56 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Pay the damn bill geez man you don't know how easily hs dances are to hook up with a girl and leave a lasting impression with her.

Even though there are plenty of sluts in college, quality girls are hard to come by, and even harder to date. Seize this opportunity before it's too late.
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Old October 25th, 02:10 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I'm just going alone and dancing with girls who's dates are *****es and aren't dancing.

If that doesn't go over well I'll work the punch bowl.
Yeah I'll go with the "you're cheap" statement.

But girls love a guy who will dance. I went to a party and it was at the Spring Hill community center. No guys were dancing so this chick who was pretty good looking pulled me over and wanted me to dance. I was the only guy on that dance floor and I didn't even live there. So for like 30 minutes I was just dancing and talking with her.

I left because I was bored. My friend who lives there called me later and said she wanted my cock.

That didn't really relate to your thread but you get the point.
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Old October 25th, 02:11 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I think my suggestion is still valid.

Think of it this way: you don't even have to WORRY about if you'll get laid or not.
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Old October 25th, 06:48 AM   #17 (permalink)
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scalp one? figure out some crazy scheme to get her in (leave her in broom closet until school ends and then release her)
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Old October 25th, 07:02 AM   #18 (permalink)
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if she knew you werent gonna buy her a ticket, and she still didnt buy her own,....... then maybe she doesnt wanna go?
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Old October 25th, 08:07 AM   #19 (permalink)
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if she knew you werent gonna buy her a ticket, and she still didnt buy her own,....... then maybe she doesnt wanna go?
good point.
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Old October 25th, 09:56 AM   #20 (permalink)
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One more vote for you're cheap. It's a ticket to a dance. You're the guy. Buy the ticket, is there something I'm missing? And it only cost $17!!
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