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December 16th, 05:37 PM
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Wild In The Streets
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: NOR*ILL
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Just,wow.
Read the article,this school is like 25-30 minutes away from me.
http://www.dailyherald.com/search/se....asp?id=260608
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December 16th, 05:49 PM
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Certified Caffeine Addict
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Biloxi, Mississippi
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LMAO!
"Ejaculating into ranch dressing"
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Exactly how many students — if any — consumed the tainted salad dressing is unknown. So far, police said they are not aware of any victims. If so, the criminal charges may be upgraded to a felony.
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December 16th, 05:50 PM
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my custum user title
Join Date: Jun 2005
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jesus christ.
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December 16th, 06:02 PM
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The Fatrix
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Atlanta
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i have no words...
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December 16th, 06:09 PM
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This is how I do...
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: North Pole, AK
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Gross.
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December 16th, 09:03 PM
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Preppy asshole
Join Date: Aug 1992
Location: 802 like a champ
Posts: 5,933
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How did they catch him? 
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thats the point of picking someone you trust.
I would trust mike..maybe not ellis to **** **** up.
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btw, Ellis, you're an idiot.
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December 16th, 11:22 PM
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Cold Fusion...
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Central New Jersey.
Posts: 2,589
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ewww
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December 17th, 12:04 AM
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45's to the sky
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Ft. Wayne, IN
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Haha Klodian posted this on the Nation. I ****ing died. Just one of the few reasons I don't eat ranch.
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Chad got to get G's, son.
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December 17th, 12:10 AM
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTFU
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Traverse City, MI
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How the hell is ejaculating in food "battery?"
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December 17th, 12:56 AM
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¡Viva La Rob!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Long Island, NY
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well keep in mind the police can charge him with whatever they want, but that doesnt necessarily mean he'll be convicted for those charges
but thats just awful
in another perspective, that kid did have some balls (still gross) and no pun intended. i mean you 'hear' about these things - but no one actually does it.
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December 17th, 12:56 AM
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Baroccoli for President
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Suffolk, VA
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because he was beating off, it might notta been another person but he was battering something to get that skeet in there. lol that was great.
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December 17th, 01:02 AM
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¡Viva La Rob!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Long Island, NY
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another thing - battery is something that each state defines differently.. for example, new york doesnt even have battery. it just has assault (which is premeditated and random type of violence).
usually if you threaten someones, its assualt because you intended to do it, but some states include that with their definition of battery, which is the actual act of doing it. like NY does.
but i guess illinois includes this kind of **** under their definition of battery
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December 17th, 01:13 AM
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Gates Boxing Club
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: New Hampshire
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dressing bottles: the next microwaved cucumbers
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December 17th, 12:57 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Neumont University Hometown: Clare, Michigan College: South Jordan, Utah
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dressing bottles: the next microwaved cucumbers
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oh the memories.... 
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December 17th, 04:26 PM
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Naughty Ice
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Nor Cal
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hah thats soo gross
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Hood Rats
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December 17th, 04:31 PM
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Buy Kleiv's PM5
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: North Carolina
Posts: 2,956
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Dude i would of been so damn pissed if somebody did that to me.
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December 17th, 05:32 PM
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Ugly Member
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Boston, MA
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But does it taste good?
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December 17th, 09:28 PM
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***** Nazi
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: in my computer stack
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all I can say is
Skeet Skeet
dont eat ranch
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December 18th, 12:58 AM
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Unarmed And Dangerous
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Virginia
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Yeah I want to know how he got caught too. Thats naasty.
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December 18th, 12:47 PM
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Hates his name.
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: socal
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What!?!?!?!?im In Awww of how dumb that is.
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Just,wow.
