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Old December 23rd, 03:03 AM   #1 (permalink)
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My woman > yours.

The other day, I was eating cookies, and rather enjoying them actually. Meanwhile, I was talking on the phone to my woman, she asked me what kinds of cookies were my favorites so I told her, Chocolate Chip, Peanut Butter, and Sugar. Low and behold, she makes me these the next day. The ten is there for scale.








Oh, and she also makes me sandwichs whenever I want.
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Old December 23rd, 03:07 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Cookies? Thats the best shes come up with so far?
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Old December 23rd, 03:17 AM   #3 (permalink)
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those are big..... cookies
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Old December 23rd, 03:19 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Those look disgusting. The only one that looks good is the Peanut Butter one.. seriously I can bake better cookies than that.

Oh and pics of said girlfriend? Cause your last one or whatever that was in your avatar.. yeah not so much.
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Old December 23rd, 03:32 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I bake cookies for my girlfriend when she isn't feeling well. I'll get up at 5:30 to bake them, so they're warm when I bring them to school.

She brought up me baking cookies to some girls in my class and they laughed at me. But one of them looks like a squid, so Andrew is yet again victorious.
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Old December 23rd, 03:54 AM   #6 (permalink)
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concert tickets > cookies
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Old December 23rd, 06:37 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old December 23rd, 09:18 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Oh, and she also makes me sandwichs whenever I want.
Cookie sandwiches?
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Old December 23rd, 11:39 AM   #9 (permalink)
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sex > *
true story

its funny that you guys get so excited about cookies. Wait til you get laid and see how quick you come on here and make a thread.
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Old December 23rd, 11:43 AM   #10 (permalink)
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No sir... My girlfriend over yours. I got a coupon book for christmas.

SHe pays for a date

A massage

One whatever I want coupon

And some others

Plus a hat from AE.

Mine>yours

& shes gourgeous

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Old December 23rd, 11:53 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I already get whatever I want, and my girlfriend bought me a ****load of things.

No pictures, because it's irrelevant what others think. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

And if you wish to behold, just go to my meinspace thing and take a look.
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Old December 23rd, 11:54 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I want them.

Doesn't he love fat chicks?
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Old December 23rd, 12:11 PM   #13 (permalink)
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It looks like somebody pissed on the sugar cookie.

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Old December 23rd, 12:11 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I want some cookies and sammiches .
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Old December 23rd, 02:03 PM   #15 (permalink)
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No sir... My girlfriend over yours. I got a coupon book for christmas.

SHe pays for a date

A massage

One whatever I want coupon

And some others

Plus a hat from AE.

Mine>yours

& shes gourgeous

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On the left.

ehhh, beauty is on the inside i guess
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Old December 23rd, 02:05 PM   #16 (permalink)
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ehhh, beauty is on the inside i guess
your a **** lol
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Old December 23rd, 02:07 PM   #17 (permalink)
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She looks pretty good to me. I wish I had some giant cookies.
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Old December 23rd, 02:59 PM   #18 (permalink)
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my gf gives me threesomes. yours cannot compare.
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Old December 23rd, 03:13 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Enough with this "My girlfriend's penis is bigger than your girlfriend's penis" nonsense.
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Old December 23rd, 03:15 PM   #20 (permalink)
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But thats what this thread is about. If we talk about other stuff we will be going off topic.

I need a girlfriend.
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