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**BlueShox** · January 24th, 07:41 PM

So, I had some moderatley risky outpatient surgery today, to remove some precancerous pollops from my nasal cavity.

Everything went cool. There was like a 20% chance of me having some permament eye damage, but nothing went wrong. No brain damage either. The only thing I have is a swollen, bloody nose and a swollen face. When I got out of surgery, I wasn't feeling well, so I puked out a massive amount of blood all over my nurse. But after that, I felt pretty good. I've only felt better as the day's progressed, the queazy feeling in my stomach from all the blood is almost completley gone. I've had two Lizard Thicket plates (I couldn't eat anything past 6 yesterday) and I'm still hungry

Pictures!

After I got home, I had to keep massive amoutns of gozz covered over my nose, to keep all the blood from dripping out of it.

^These two just show the massive amount of swelling around my face and my nose. I'm hardly bleeding at all now.

I get to miss school for the next week, I can't go back until I go back to the surgeon and he removes the gozz he packed in my nose. Until then, he gave me these awesome pills, they're a mix of painkillers and "happy" pills. So I've been feeling pretty good latley

. Somebody's suggested me to sell them, but I feel so good, I'm probably going to keep and use them all.

Only downside to all this is I can't drive and I have a massive amount of schoolwork to catch up on. I also can't do anything for LOTHT. Thats it I guess.
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**sNoW PIrAnHa** · January 24th, 07:46 PM

Ehh that sucks. But its great about the painkillers.

I'm pretty sick right now, I've been pooing rivers. Its not good. **** gotta go again.

**XtremeAaron** · January 24th, 07:46 PM

damn big face!

**H4voc** · January 24th, 08:07 PM

by eye damage do you mean like, blind in one eye?

**BlueShox** · January 24th, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by H4voc

by eye damage do you mean like, blind in one eye?

If not both. They're cool though, the first thing I said when the anesthisa(spelling?) wore off was, "I can see!"

**Sittin_duk** · January 24th, 08:25 PM

Yay for little Michael Jackson and his nose

Haha, <3 Randy, glad everything went well.

**burningcow422** · January 24th, 08:59 PM

Precancerious pollops. That sounds bad. lol. Good you got em out.

**kenny_1491** · January 24th, 09:09 PM

man hope the recovery goes well. your face is all swollen and round.

***Shockz*** · January 24th, 09:11 PM

Randy, you should have dropped my gun off at the PO with that big piece of guaze(sp?)on your nose.

**Sittin_duk** · January 24th, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by speedballer11

Randy, you should have dropped my gun off at the PO with that big piece of guaze(sp?)on your nose.

He told me he sent a piece of gauze with the gun, for protective wrapping.

***Shockz*** · January 24th, 09:16 PM

LoL, it shall portect it from any scratches.

***Wes Himself*** · January 24th, 09:32 PM

What were the pollops causing you to do?

There is a thing that runs in the men of the families noses that the cartilage or w/e in the middle of the nose is too long at the top or something and it blocks one of my nostrils partially. I cant like breathe or anything out of my right nostril very well. It feels like someone is holding my nose and im pushing as hard as I can.

Either way both my dad and uncle have had the surgery but it doesnt bother me enough to both having it done so I'm prolly not going to worry about it.

**burningcow422** · January 24th, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Wes Himself

What were the pollops causing you to do?

There is a thing that runs in the men of the families noses that the cartilage or w/e in the middle of the nose is too long at the top or something and it blocks one of my nostrils partially. I cant like breathe or anything out of my right nostril very well. It feels like someone is holding my nose and im pushing as hard as I can.

Either way both my dad and uncle have had the surgery but it doesnt bother me enough to both having it done so I'm prolly not going to worry about it.

I can't stand that when I have a cold.

And I can't stand listening to music with only 1 earbud working like I am now. bah.

**BlueShox** · January 24th, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Wes Himself

What were the pollops causing you to do?

There is a thing that runs in the men of the families noses that the cartilage or w/e in the middle of the nose is too long at the top or something and it blocks one of my nostrils partially. I cant like breathe or anything out of my right nostril very well. It feels like someone is holding my nose and im pushing as hard as I can.

Either way both my dad and uncle have had the surgery but it doesnt bother me enough to both having it done so I'm prolly not going to worry about it.

Pretty much, I haven't been able to breathe through my nose without using steroids for the past 18 months, becasue of them. Also, couldn't taste food, and some other stuff. I hated being around people when I had it, especially eating with other people, because I had to eat and breathe at the same time, so it was kind of gross. Couldn't really talk for a long period of time because I had to stop and take long breaths. It wasn't anything really extremley serious, but it was a constant annoyance. If I would have left them in there for a few years, they could have possibly turned to cancer.

Kissing a chick without being able to breathe through my nose. Not possible, I've tried

***Wes Himself*** · January 24th, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by BlueShox

Kissing a chick without being able to breathe through my nose. Not possible, I've tried

I know how ya feel on that one... if I do breathe and "make-out" with a girl it's really heavy and probably scary. That's usually why I explain it before I do it. It's nothing like really heavy but it can get that way if I have to use it for long periods of time. I don't care for "making out" so it doesn't really bother me.

And I know most of you are going to be like "oh he just wants his e-penis to grow" stfu and gtfo.

**burningcow422** · January 24th, 10:09 PM

Geez..how big were these things? Did you get to keep em?

**Sittin_duk** · January 24th, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by burningcow422

Geez..how big were these things? Did you get to keep em?

LOL.

I got a kick out of that for some reason.

**BlueShox** · January 24th, 10:20 PM

Originally they were the size of paintballs. After going through two serious of steroids to shrink them, they were alot smaller, like the size of two beads of corn.

edit: i didn't get to keep them, they're really sensitive, and pretty much fell apart when they got them out of my nose. The only way they stayed in, was they were kind of like plants, and were rooted into my sinuses. Thats why there was a possibility of losing eye sight, the sinuses are near the eys, and if the roots were near my corneas, they would have torn the corneas apart when they removed them.