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***martix_agent*** · January 25th, 08:28 PM

I'm gonna wake up a guy in my house tonight every hour because he's bene waking me up on purpose every mornign at 6:00. and I need some creative ideas.

I've already thought of:
shaving cream
Ice
water
warm water

I need more ideas. There's nothing I'd consider offlimits for this adventure.

**toXic** · January 25th, 08:31 PM

Golden Shower

Ummmm.... flip the mattress.

***martix_agent*** · January 25th, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by toXic

Golden Shower

Ummmm.... flip the mattress.

okay, so I lied. the golden shower is going too far. But it's nothing that's not happened before. (drunk guys pee freaking everywhere!)

I like the mattress flipping idea.

**D FO** · January 25th, 09:04 PM

throw a dart at him.

**imprez55** · January 25th, 09:13 PM

dry fire your pb gun, play music really loud in his room (fast music?), antique-ing, turn off/on lights a lot/fast. There are many things, just find a noise that you really hate and amplify it. Such as that noise when people scrape a fork against a plate. You could just do that a lot.

***NYY*** · January 25th, 09:13 PM

Tuba.

**burningcow422** · January 25th, 09:31 PM

Chainsaw. And wear a mask while you're at it.

***Barber*** · January 25th, 09:37 PM

Get some friends over, and start a rave party in his room.

Just turn on some black lights and get the glow sticks ready, and on the count of three, throw on some fresh beats and strobe lights.

***martix_agent*** · January 25th, 09:41 PM

those are all excellent ideas guys.I forgot to mention that we sleep in a CAD(cold ari dorm) it's a big room whre everyone sleeps, and i don't' want to wake up anyone else while I do this.

but i'm loving the rave and dryfiring ideas

**imprez55** · January 25th, 09:44 PM

you could always use headphones for the music. Thought up another, belly flop onto him. The antique-ing wouldn't wake anyone else up so i still vote for that (for anyone that doesn't know you throw a handful of flower onto a sleeping person's face)

paintballerdrew · January 25th, 09:51 PM

Put a paintball (red would be good) in his mouth,hand or boxers

***martix_agent*** · January 25th, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by imprez55

you could always use headphones for the music. Thought up another, belly flop onto him. The antique-ing wouldn't wake anyone else up so i still vote for that (for anyone that doesn't know you throw a handful of flower onto a sleeping person's face)

oo headphones. I like that! I didn't read the antiquing thing. That's another great idea.

paintballerdrew · January 25th, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by paintballerdrew

Put a paintball (red would be good) in his mouth,hand or boxers

read mine plz

**stickman436** · January 25th, 10:02 PM

Slingshot + paintball + close range = PAIN

I dont know if you are that violent though...... his shrieks would wake everyone else though.

Huge bucket of Ice cold water is what I would do. He'll be soaked, and cold, and pissed.

**Number One Andrew** · January 25th, 10:03 PM

Wake him up with a plate of delicious breakfast, and let him eat it. He'll fall back asleep, so then do it again.

After enough nights of this, he'll be so fat that no one, not even Jesus could love him.

***martix_agent*** · January 25th, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Number One N00b

Wake him up with a plate of delicious breakfast, and let him eat it. He'll fall back asleep, so then do it again.

After enough nights of this, he'll be so fat that no one, not even Jesus could love him.

ah now that's anamazing idea!

***Fuzzy*** · January 25th, 10:14 PM

Take a metal garbage can and put a bunch of fire crackers in it and lite it in his room as seen on jackass.

**burningcow422** · January 25th, 10:18 PM

I still say use a chainsaw. You might as well wake everyone up haha.

**DaBluedevil** · January 26th, 09:46 PM

Take a **** on his chest.