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Alpha · June 8th, 01:42 AM

Dual monitors = two porn sites at once.

**Nor*Tex** · June 8th, 01:59 AM

And that is why America kicks ass.

**OhRLY** · June 8th, 03:22 AM

Gay porn on one, straight porn on the other. Best of both worlds!

**PizzaMiLiTiA** · June 8th, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by OhRLY

Asian porn on one, lesbian porn on the other. Best of both worlds!

Fixed x2.

Or better yet, asian lesbians on BOTH screens.

And since when was the word "porn" not blocked?

**Number One Andrew** · June 8th, 10:42 AM

Am I the only one who doesn't look at porn?

Kyle Rota · June 8th, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Number One N00b

Am I the only one who doesn't look at porn?

Yes.

**HP_lovecraft** · June 8th, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Number One N00b

Am I the only one who doesn't look at porn?

I have a hot horny wife, so perhaps your in the same situation?

Otherwise, go with the dual-monitor solution above.

nick

**Number One Andrew** · June 8th, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by HP_lovecraft

I have a hot horny wife, so perhaps your in the same situation?

Otherwise, go with the dual-monitor solution above.

nick

Yeah... about that...

**dogfishslayer** · June 8th, 12:28 PM

I do not see why everyone thinks Asian porn is so good, I don't think it is any better, and I don't even think Asins are that attractive...

***OaklandDogs187*** · June 8th, 01:09 PM

Well, I'm basically obsessed with Asians, and Russians, and anything that ends in "-ian". This may explain my undying love for Maria Sharapova.

**big_balla** · June 8th, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by OaklandDogs187

Well, I'm basically obsessed with Asians, and Russians, and anything that ends in "-ian". This may explain my undying love for Maria Sharapova.

Maybe it's just a thing with the letters "ian." Nina.

Interesting observation if you ask me.

***martix_agent*** · June 8th, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by dogfishslayer

I do not see why everyone thinks Asian porn is so good, I don't think it is any better, and I don't even think Asins are that attractive...

I gotta agree with you. Asians are not hot to me at all.

**HP_lovecraft** · June 8th, 01:13 PM

I have a theory about that.

For a long time, it was ILLEGAL to show.... ahem.. "bottom hair" in Japanese adult media (movies, tv, cartoons, anything).

So, Japanese.. actresses were required to have the "Telly Sevalis" haircut to comply with strict Japanese decency laws.

At the same time, most "Western Adult media" a "Telly Sevalis" was very rare. Instead, you were more likely to find a jungle then anything else.

So, that made the asian alternate pretty exotic, and offered something not likely to find over hear.

Laws and trends have changed a bit over the last few years, but generally, the same attitute applies.

nick

**lovetocheat69** · June 8th, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by HP_lovecraft

I have a hot horny wife, so perhaps your in the same situation?

Otherwise, go with the dual-monitor solution above.

nick

El Oh El.

**dogfishslayer** · June 8th, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by HP_lovecraft

I have a theory about that.

For a long time, it was ILLEGAL to show.... ahem.. "bottom hair" in Japanese adult media (movies, tv, cartoons, anything).

So, Japanese.. actresses were required to have the "Telly Sevalis" haircut to comply with strict Japanese decency laws.

At the same time, most "Western Adult media" a "Telly Sevalis" was very rare. Instead, you were more likely to find a jungle then anything else.

So, that made the asian alternate pretty exotic, and offered something not likely to find over hear.

Laws and trends have changed a bit over the last few years, but generally, the same attitute

applies.

nick

That is probably true, but I haven't been around long enough to know that, oh well, you learn something new everyday.

**TonyD** · June 8th, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by HP_lovecraft

I have a theory about that.

For a long time, it was ILLEGAL to show.... ahem.. "bottom hair" in Japanese adult media (movies, tv, cartoons, anything).

So, Japanese.. actresses were required to have the "Telly Sevalis" haircut to comply with strict Japanese decency laws.

At the same time, most "Western Adult media" a "Telly Sevalis" was very rare. Instead, you were more likely to find a jungle then anything else.

So, that made the asian alternate pretty exotic, and offered something not likely to find over hear.

Laws and trends have changed a bit over the last few years, but generally, the same attitute applies.

nick

Isn't it still true that in Asian porn (the stuff that comes straight out of Japan, at least) that they can't actually show penetration? That's why stuff like Hentai and Bukkake got so popular—or so I thought.

**Ugly Bassist** · June 8th, 01:47 PM

It's so nice having HP back. He teaches us all so much

***OaklandDogs187*** · June 8th, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by big_balla

Maybe it's just a thing with the letters "ian." Nina.

Interesting observation if you ask me.

Yes, you propose an interesting theory, and I think it may be correct.

Also, think of the possibilities with like 10 monitors like some of the online poker pros have. That could get a little crazy, especially if someone walked in on you haha.

**big_balla** · June 8th, 02:09 PM

That reminds me of the video that guy made catching his roommate yankin' it to a WoW character. Staged or not, quite entertaining.