Thread Tools

**Skate and Paint** · June 9th, 01:22 PM

ooooooook so im just gonna skip the BS and go straight to the point. i go to dillons (its like a local supermarket) to get some condoms..the only boxes they had were like industrial sized and had 12 or 14 in them. so im walking through the store carrying this huge box of condoms. then i get to the self check out and the lane wasnt working, so i had to stand there for about 5 minutes while they tried to fix it. in this time a small group of highschool girls and some mom stand behind me so im like "great i hope they dont see"

so anyways i get them bought and on my way out me and this little old lady who was prolly 70 walk through the detectors...they went off. shes like "is it your bag or mine?" so the whole freaking store is at this point looking at me (cuz i prolly look like id steal something) and this chick walks over, grabs my bag goes back to a counter and rescans the condoms..the whole time tthis old lady is just looking at me with the weirdest look and im standing in the middle of this store goin

.

but they were totally worth buying

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that is the last time i ever buy anything there.

**D FO** · June 9th, 01:45 PM

i hate buying condoms. just feels weird as hell. i only buy them when i can go threw the U-Scan.

last time i had a box and a HUGE black guy came and stood right behind me... not fun. i was sweating bullets. once i got out the door i full out sprinted to my car

**Number One Andrew** · June 9th, 01:48 PM

Just go to the Pharmacy. There's less people who wait in line, and you can get smaller packs. I believe Wal Mart only sells them by the dozen.

***D_Smalls*** · June 9th, 02:22 PM

hah decent. Ive never bought condoms. Always made the chick do it.

**Twistedpain** · June 9th, 02:34 PM

whenever i buy condoms. they just give me this look. cause i have the "i'm gettin some" smirk on my face and i look like im ****ing 14 even though i'll be 18 this january.

**ComradeMolyneux** · June 9th, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twistedpain

whenever i buy condoms. they just give me this look. cause i have the "i'm gettin some" smirk on my face and i look like im ****ing 14 even though i'll be 18 this january.

I got a birthday in January too, cept I'm getting old now.

**Ellis** · June 9th, 02:44 PM

My brother was too much of a pussy to go buy condoms, so I did it for him.

**Dudeus** · June 9th, 02:49 PM

I hate buying them at Quicktrip, they're behind glass and you have to have them unlock it for you. Sucks, cause I go in there all the time.

***Pierced*** · June 9th, 03:38 PM

The tattoo shop I go to has a giant bucket of them and they are free, So whenever I'm up there I grab a hand full. Thats the way to do it

**D FO** · June 10th, 12:37 AM

when i was a little bit younger it was at a small store, they asked me for i.d.... i wasnt even thinking and started to pull it out when i realized... wtf i dont need an I.D. for condoms.

***martix_agent*** · June 10th, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pierced

The tattoo shop I go to has a giant bucket of them and they are free, So whenever I'm up there I grab a hand full. Thats the way to do it

and you trust them!?

**2 legit** · June 10th, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by martix_agent

and you trust them!?

Its not like the tatoo shop makes the condoms the just have a bucket of them. But anyways why wouldn't you trust em? Have you ever been to planned parenthood......anytime you go the give you like 100 condoms at a time.

Anyways condoms ftl, birth control pill/patch ftw

**TonyD** · June 10th, 08:41 PM

Just get 'er preggers and keep on ****in'. Word is that pregnant woman are horny as hell all the time, anyways.

J/sorta K. Keep it to two kids or less, kids.

**Ugly Bassist** · June 10th, 09:23 PM

i dont mind buying condoms.. they have em at a 711 right around the corner. usually get them there, prob a little more expensive though. they have the tiny 3 packs and the reg 12 packs. decent selection as well

**sNoW PIrAnHa** · June 11th, 12:21 AM

We poor. In da Richmond we be havin to get our condoms for 12 bucks for 100 at costco.

**Skate and Paint** · June 11th, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sNoW PIrAnHa

We poor. In da Richmond we be havin to get our condoms for 12 bucks for 100 at costco.

lmao

**imhungry** · June 11th, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skate and Paint

ooooooook so im just gonna skip the BS and go straight to the point. i go to dillons (its like a local supermarket) to get some condoms..the only boxes they had were like industrial sized and had 12 or 14 in them. so im walking through the store carrying this huge box of condoms. then i get to the self check out and the lane wasnt working, so i had to stand there for about 5 minutes while they tried to fix it. in this time a small group of highschool girls and some mom stand behind me so im like "great i hope they dont see"

so anyways i get them bought and on my way out me and this little old lady who was prolly 70 walk through the detectors...they went off. shes like "is it your bag or mine?" so the whole freaking store is at this point looking at me (cuz i prolly look like id steal something) and this chick walks over, grabs my bag goes back to a counter and rescans the condoms..the whole time tthis old lady is just looking at me with the weirdest look and im standing in the middle of this store goin

.

but they were totally worth buying

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that is the last time i ever buy anything there.

thats why i dont use condoms. potato chip bags FTW!

**PizzaMiLiTiA** · June 11th, 10:38 AM

potato chip bags break. Gallon ziploc bags and rubber bands work best. But you gotta make sure you get the freezer bags.

**imhungry** · June 11th, 10:48 AM

i hear if you take a hamster, wrap it in duct tape and force ur member inside it that it will do the job just as well as any condom.

ok i grossed myself out, lol