PizzaMiLiTiA

Reading Friday's edition of the Northwest Florida Daily Journal, I came across this little snippet:

"CRESTVIEW - A man called 911 after his live-in girlfriend threw a bowl of salad at his face, according to the Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office.
The man, 38, was eating the salad Tuesday when his 32-year-old girlfriend picked up the plastic bowl and struck him in the face with it, according to the Sheriff's Office report.
The woman became upset because he had used all the cooked chicken in the refrigerator for his salad, the report stated.
The responding deputy reported that he saw 'a green leafy substance' on the man's face and in his ear.
The deputy reported seeing 'a large portion of a garden salad' on the floor where the man said the incident occurred.
The woman was arrested for domestic battery."

This stuff writes itself.

mspainter

Hahahaha thats awesome

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big_balla

Domestic battery?

Haha, that's 50 miles from me, now.

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Ugly Bassist

***** got what she deserves

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Number One Andrew

Where are you staying?

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PizzaMiLiTiA

My guess is Pensacola.

big_balla

Shalimar/ft walton beach.. General area.

Pizza do you still ball? I'm looking for a field. I read that Hurlburt is woods and they were going to be getting an airball field. Dunno if that happened or not, it was a while ago I read that.

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PizzaMiLiTiA

Hey, that's where I am.. I haven't balled in forever, but from what I understand Hurlburt is strictly woods for the time being. I haven't heard any airball rumors, but then again, I haven't had my ears open. Most of the people around here play up at a field in Niceville. I think there's also one in crestview but I don't know if it's worth going to or not.

Edit: Scratch that. They do have an airball field, but it's not the greatest. The best airball field is still in Niceville at the rec center.