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**D FO** · October 5th, 04:52 PM

when i was a kid i thought maybe my parents could read my mind. so i always tried to control what i thought near them.

what did you do when you were a kid?

**burningcow422** · October 5th, 04:58 PM

you mean they can't?

**rustyness** · October 5th, 05:17 PM

not going to lie, i still do that around people that look at me funny. i think something along the lines of "i know you're reading my mind, ass. stop." but then i immediately think "there's no way they're reading my mind, i'm silly." and then i think "oh ****, if they were i just ruined it, they're not going to stop, maybe they're doing it!"

that thought process just continues until something else catches my attention. pretty sweet

p.s.- sometimes i get reallyyyyyy bored in class.

***D_Smalls*** · October 5th, 05:41 PM

haha awesome. same here. I used to think the only safe time to think strange and dirty things was at night cause the thoughts would get lost in the dark.

**Number One Andrew** · October 5th, 07:01 PM

You're all ****ing crazy.

**XtremeAaron** · October 5th, 07:11 PM

Once I was watching cops with my parents, I had to be no older then 7, I said something like "for being bad guys they are nice enough to use theyre brake lights."
Funny as hell when I found out the truth!
Good times...

**mspainter** · October 5th, 08:28 PM

^^ lmao thats a pretty ****in good one.

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Originally Posted by D FO

when i was a kid i thought maybe my parents could read my mind. so i always tried to control what i thought near them.

what did you do when you were a kid?

I still do that occasionally.

When I was a kid, I would watch football with my dad, and the Partiots were always the good guys and whoever they played were the bad guys. It didnt really matter who the other team was. I didnt tihnk of it as football, but more like a battle.

**Aggression** · October 5th, 08:38 PM

When I was a kid I thought squirrels controlled traffic lights. I thought they wore headsets and rolled around inside on chairs.

**Twistedpain** · October 5th, 10:09 PM

I thought that Sylvester Stalone was the coolest guy ever... Now I know its Chuck Norris

**Number One Andrew** · October 5th, 10:16 PM

My imaginary friend was my reflection in the mirror.

**kenny_1491** · October 5th, 10:31 PM

lol I try not to thin kdirty thoguhts in class, just in case somebody could actually read minds, ****in bad telivision. has anybody ever had that happen to them when you were thinknig you would **** a hot teacher or a hot chick and hope they didn't hear you ro some **** like that?

**mspainter** · October 6th, 12:02 AM

^^ thats exactly it haha I would be thinkin bout some girl during a car ride and trying to shut my mom outta my brain.

***DarkTamer*** · October 6th, 01:20 AM

When I was little (I think somewhere around 4ish, not sure), for a while I called all birds chickens regardless of what they actually were.

Ie. I'd chase around pigeons yelling "fly chickens, fly!!"

**kenny_1491** · October 6th, 01:48 AM

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^^ thats exactly it haha I would be thinkin bout some girl during a car ride and trying to shut my mom outta my brain.

id khow many times I have thought that lol, and I thought I was alone in this world lol.

**D FO** · October 6th, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by rustyness

not going to lie, i still do that around people that look at me funny. i think something along the lines of "i know you're reading my mind, ass. stop." but then i immediately think "there's no way they're reading my mind, i'm silly." and then i think "oh ****, if they were i just ruined it, they're not going to stop, maybe they're doing it!"

that thought process just continues until something else catches my attention. pretty sweet

p.s.- sometimes i get reallyyyyyy bored in class.

hahaha yeeeah i always like threatened them in my mind in case they really were listening

**Mario** · October 6th, 12:29 PM

I used to think the signal came on because the car knew when you were gonna turn...

***D_Smalls*** · October 6th, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by D FO

hahaha yeeeah i always like threatened them in my mind in case they really were listening

hahhaha likewise.

To this day I sometimes dont know whether I just thought something or said it out loud.. I have a habit of talking to myself so sometimes it very possible.. so when I leave my room and go by my room mates I always wonder if they heard me.

***D_Smalls*** · October 6th, 02:10 PM

when i was young I used to think i had xray vision. Id be able to see through my arm, but still have the outline of it, if I held my arm near my face.. likewise with the couch if I was laying on it looking at the edge...

I later realized it was because I had two eyes and one was blocked but the other could see beyond..

**sNoW PIrAnHa** · October 6th, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by D_Smalls

when i was young I used to think i had xray vision. Id be able to see through my arm, but still have the outline of it, if I held my arm near my face.. likewise with the couch if I was laying on it looking at the edge...

I later realized it was because I had two eyes and one was blocked but the other could see beyond..

Haha, I did that too. When I tried to explain it to my parents they didn't understand.