my mom never knew. my dad never cared. it's funny because me and my dad talk about stories while under the influence a lot. his first time..my first time...funny ****. but he did it all in the 70s so it was that much better for him.
Goin down to harrisburg PA last night at like 3 in the morning (Philly to Harrisburg is a good 3 hour drive.) and we see this car on the opposite side of the road as us, on the side of the road on that side, with its lights on. So we slowed down a lil at this red light right after that car, and the car was a cop, in one of those chargers. My dude drives an 08 lancer, so when he pulled out the cop I guess heard his car and then he started following us and ****, so we went like a mile down the road and this pig was still following us. Got a qp in the car, a bong and a bowl, so my boy just goes, watch this and just floors it, for a good 5-10 seconds till we got over this hill then he hooked a right into this guys driveway and shut off his lights and then the cop just flew past us. My heart was racing pretty damn bad.
Goin down to harrisburg PA last night at like 3 in the morning (Philly to Harrisburg is a good 3 hour drive.) and we see this car on the opposite side of the road as us, on the side of the road on that side, with its lights on. So we slowed down a lil at this red light right after that car, and the car was a cop, in one of those chargers. My dude drives an 08 lancer, so when he pulled out the cop I guess heard his car and then he started following us and ****, so we went like a mile down the road and this pig was still following us. Got a qp in the car, a bong and a bowl, so my boy just goes, watch this and just floors it, for a good 5-10 seconds till we got over this hill then he hooked a right into this guys driveway and shut off his lights and then the cop just flew past us. My heart was racing pretty damn bad.
Dumbass. Have fun on probation. WHY THE **** WOULD YOU BE ROLLING AROUND WITH A QP? Wait, nevermind probation, have fun in jail idiot.
Really hope you're not talking to me, but if you are, it's pretty flattering.
And have fun in jail? Sorry i'm not going to jail.
Edit: Got some new herb called Light of Jah, it's pretty bomb.
You're just another average dumb ****ing kid who thinks they are invincible. Dude, you WILL get caught. It happens to everybody. You get busted and you learn from it. I never ever ever roll around with weed ever. If I do, it's rolled up and easily disposable if needed. Or if I'm buying a sack and bringing it home. I used to drive around and blaze all the time, and that's what got me busted. Anything over an ounce is a felony. You know what just don't listen to any of us. Like I said, have fun in prison. Or you can grow up, realize you're an adult or almost are, and that you need to take some responsibility if you're going to dabble with illegal substances.
I've already been busted you dumb ****. I don't bring anything with me, and i've been an adult, I turn 20 in january. Even though that doesn't even matter, you want herb you come to me, I don't go to you.
And obviously you don't live in a place where they have lenient drug control, here in philly you see nigs rollin up on their porch stoops all over the place, think about it, if the cops arrested everyone here they wouldn't have a jail big enough to put them all in. I got busted in my old town, which was this bum**** in the middle of nowhere hick town, where they have nothing better to do than bust teenagers smoking weed. But that was 3 years ago. You can sit here and try to tell me i'm going to get busted when you have no idea how I do things, or you can shut the **** up and drop it because i'm more fly than you are niggaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
__________________ "I have no mercy or compassion in me for a society that will crush people, and then penalize them for not being able to stand up to the weight"- Malcom X
You're just another average dumb ****ing kid who thinks they are invincible. Dude, you WILL get caught. It happens to everybody. You get busted and you learn from it. I never ever ever roll around with weed ever. If I do, it's rolled up and easily disposable if needed. Or if I'm buying a sack and bringing it home. I used to drive around and blaze all the time, and that's what got me busted. Anything over an ounce is a felony. You know what just don't listen to any of us. Like I said, have fun in prison. Or you can grow up, realize you're an adult or almost are, and that you need to take some responsibility if you're going to dabble with illegal substances.
This is why I like California.
Our gun laws suck but you can pretty much get high anywhere as long as you're not blowing it in a cops face.
__________________ "I have no mercy or compassion in me for a society that will crush people, and then penalize them for not being able to stand up to the weight"- Malcom X
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she's a virgin if u don't count anal 
