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**DaBluedevil** · July 6th, 12:21 AM

Alright, so I have a touchy situation. My girlfriend lives on a narrow road, and her neighbors across the street are pricks. They like to park their car across the street from my girlfriends driveway so its a pain int he ass for us to get out, so I've made it a habit to do the same to their driveway everytime I go over there. Mind you, I have a small nissan sentra. So one day after I saw the one son, 22, outside and he said somethin to me under his breath, I called him out on it and told him to go **** himself. That night I noticed someone pissed on my door handle. Cool, I promptly pissed on their doorknob later on that night when everyone was sleeping. Everything was fine for a month or so.

Today I park as always, but today for some reason they decide to go outside and play catch. Mind you, they are mid 20's. I happen to notice the nerf ball bang off my car a "few times." I started getting pissed, but my girlfriend saw so i let it go and figured I"ll take care of it later.

Here comes the sticky part, the father, piece of **** he is, is a cop.

A. Remove all valve stems from their tires another night?
B. Order 50 pizzas from dominoes to their doorstep?
C. Suggestions?

I would love to just go deck 'em, but it'd be 3 on 1 and I'd get my ass kicked.

**mspainter** · July 6th, 12:28 AM

Boxes. It makes really good sense. Just use a computer at the local library because if he is a cop he might be able to have a few strings pulled somewhere and **** you over.

**kenny_1491** · July 6th, 12:29 AM

Order the 50 pizza's, a stripper, and **** in a bag, light it on fire, ring doorbell, profit. Or you can buy a track phone, then say there is a fire at that house.

***TheAznInvazn*** · July 6th, 12:37 AM

I like the track phone, pizza, and the stripper idea

***martix_agent*** · July 6th, 12:38 AM

teh pizza is a bad idea. then you make th e pizza company spent hundreds of dollars fro nothing. If i delivered tha torder i'd be PISSED beyond belief.

Teh valve stem thing is nasty, yet harmless thing to do. Iv'e had it done to me and the guys at the shop give me a new stem for free..once i cahnged the tires.

however, why dont' you man up and knock on their door and talk to them about instead of hiding behind pranks?

**kenny_1491** · July 6th, 12:39 AM

My vote is on the track phone and fire, or track phone and anything of your enjoyment.

**DaBluedevil** · July 6th, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by martix_agent

teh pizza is a bad idea. then you make th e pizza company spent hundreds of dollars fro nothing. If i delivered tha torder i'd be PISSED beyond belief.

Teh valve stem thing is nasty, yet harmless thing to do. Iv'e had it done to me and the guys at the shop give me a new stem for free..once i cahnged the tires.

however, why dont' you man up and knock on their door and talk to them about instead of hiding behind pranks?

Oh, forgot that part. I did after one of them pissed on my car. I rang the doorbell, knocked on the door and yelled. I had just seen the father go in the house, I knew someone was home. No one conveniently came to the door. Thats what really got me irked, no balls. Trust me, I would square off toe to toe with anyone of 'em any day, but I know they'll all come out.

**kenny_1491** · July 6th, 12:58 AM

Just do what I stated and all will be even.

**H4voc** · July 6th, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by kenny_1491

Order the 50 pizza's, a stripper, and **** in a bag, light it on fire, ring doorbell, profit. Or you can buy a track phone, then say there is a fire at that house.

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenny_1491

My vote is on the track phone and fire, or track phone and anything of your enjoyment.

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenny_1491

Just do what I stated and all will be even.

wow, i would have never guessed that your vote was for that! Especially considering you just said it 2 posts up! good job!

edit-three times now? good god. We heard you the first time. now shut up.

**kenny_1491** · July 6th, 01:02 AM

Get that stick outta your ass, then chill down.

***martix_agent*** · July 6th, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by DaBluedevil

Oh, forgot that part. I did after one of them pissed on my car. I rang the doorbell, knocked on the door and yelled. I had just seen the father go in the house, I knew someone was home. No one conveniently came to the door. Thats what really got me irked, no balls. Trust me, I would square off toe to toe with anyone of 'em any day, but I know they'll all come out.

youre' not loking for a fight. jsut a simple "I jsut want to let you know it's annoyign when you do that" sort of thing. You may be shocked to see what happens. If they dont' change call teh poliece and see if they can do anything about it.

**kenny_1491** · July 6th, 01:03 AM

One of them is a cop.

**H4voc** · July 6th, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by kenny_1491

Get that stick outta your ass, then chill down.

or you could not make useless posts simply stating that your idea is good...

We all understand that the idea you posted is what you think should be done. I fail to see why two more posts were needed to advertise it.

especially considering that it was two posts up...

**kenny_1491** · July 6th, 01:06 AM

I didn't post to advertise making sure he does what I posted. The first was basically telling him to scratch the others, the last was just a confirmation.

**H4voc** · July 6th, 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by kenny_1491

I didn't post to advertise making sure he does what I posted. The first was basically telling him to scratch the others, the last was just a confirmation.

what the **** are you talking about? use the edit button then.

back on topic

you could put a ping pong ball in his gas tank.

**kenny_1491** · July 6th, 01:20 AM

A bananna would be epic as well, doesn't clog it, but melts onto it and makes it to where he has to replace it.

***TheAznInvazn*** · July 6th, 01:23 AM

Oh, thats a good one. I guess the pizza is a bad idea, but track phone and stripper when mom is home would be great

**The FrenchToast** · July 6th, 01:28 AM

roll em.