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My official drunk thread
Dear pbf, I've been here long enough and have deemed myself appropriate to post a drunk thread, if nothing more than as a right of passage.
You guys are good people, most internet forums are filled with douchebags, but I can come here and post without being judged. And as a black jew *cough cough* i get judged enough.
In general I like all of you, because last night I drank way too much and the only thing I chased with was bubble gum... never do that.
Also, if you're curious if a girl has herpes, it pays to ask. Seriously, even if you wrap that ****, you can still get the herp. I wouldn't know, because I'm careful. I just want you bros to look out.
Also, a big shout out to all the Police/Firemen/EMT/w/e on this forum. I had some **** the other day go down and although a lot of cops are douches, I have a reaffirmed faith in the belief that cops like the ones in superbad and super troopers really do exist.
PRAISE LORD XENU,
love,
eric
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." -Edmund Burke
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My official drunk thread
