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**bobsouderson** · March 6th, 07:38 PM

i can gladly say that ive never been in a fight with anyone other than my brothers mostly because im so easy going but the fact that i could easily take anyone in my school helps too.....but one time a kid through a shoe at me and i said "lick the floor and i wont touch you" (i wasnt even serious) so he gets on the ground of the locker room and licks it. mind you this guy is bigger than me to. and another time i went up to my friend after i got done washing my hands and touched his face while they were all wet and get a good laugh and he freaks out and comes and punches me in my stomach so i simply punch him in his arm, through him on his side on the ground and knee him twice and tried to make him lick the floor to but he was being more stubborn so i just let him up since i wasnt being serious and i barely hurt him at all, it was just to teach him a lesson........he still calls me a *** and says he can kick my ass though????? o well, were still friends so its all good but kind of annoying

***Dooms*** · March 6th, 07:39 PM

What is it with you and licking the floor?

TeamDBT · March 6th, 08:05 PM

this thread=massive bragging thread!

I never get into fights often, but they're frikin awesome. I get adrenaline rushes when I get in fights. My mom was an eyewitness when I threw this kid that had about 50 pounds and 4 inches on me. I picked him up and threw him literally across the hallway and he smacked the wall in mid air. Then I was so pumped up on adrenaline and I wasn't thinking straight I was across the hallway before he hit the ground. Then we he hit the ground I started kicking him in the ribs. After that my friend got me to stop. As I was walking away I saw his mom walk by and I smiled at her. Ain't i evil.

**ATLAS** · March 6th, 08:27 PM

That must have been cool as hell to throw a kid into the damn wall. hey bob i get into those types of things all the time but i dont think they count because in the end you wqere just messing around. About 3 ddays ago me and my friends were playing football and my friend tried to tackle me so i punched him in the gut and he got the wind knocked out of him.so then since hes 175lbs and im 115lbs he does some wrestling move and i end up crunched in a ball. lol it was kinda funny.

**littleman1235** · March 6th, 10:27 PM

same here.....i get in little things with my friends all the time.
one time i was with one of my friends in the school locker room(not in a preverted way) and i was standing behind him(he didnt know i was there). then he turned around and, just as a joke, i picked him up by the waist and ran his back into a wall about 6-7ft away. the whole things took about 1-2 seconds tops. he wasnt hurt (too bad) but we was just shocked, and amazed i could do that, especially becuz at the time he had about 4inches and 20lbs on me. it was sooo funny.
btw: i know what you mean team about getting the whole adrenaline rush.

-Ryan

**Junket** · March 6th, 10:41 PM

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Originally posted by sniperboy
oh yeah! I just remembered a kid thought I stole his beanie, and he was yelling at me, and I threw a few mock swings, and socks me full out in the nose, I was just surprised, and he kept goin, I took them full on, then I put my hand over his face and he thw a bunch of round house punches at the air, it was so funny, I let him go then grabbed his arm and flipped him on his back

Nice avatar there sonney.

sniperboy · March 6th, 11:04 PM

yeah, I know it was yours, if you want me to change it back I will

**b_heald** · March 7th, 04:36 PM

lets i was in a few easy wins when i was younger but nothin big
but there is this one kid he sits at my lunch table and thinks hes the ****
well i say if you do anything else im gonna kick your ass he ssays what r u gona do and i say ull see
well i still havent done anything but ill kick his ass soon
hes like 110 and im 125 his bench 95 maybe mine 120 he'll loose in about 30 seconds then he hit the floor and lose again and again when i pound him while hes donw

**ATLAS** · March 7th, 04:56 PM

hes 110 and talking ****??? hes pretty stupid.theres a kid in my 4th hour who is smaller that me and hes an asshole. man would that be a good fight(for me) but i dont wanna get suspended,.

March 7th, 05:15 PM

Only one "fight" comes to mind, and it was a few years ago. I was at a friends sleep over birthday party, and a kid there made fun of my dead mom (mind you, this kid had like a foot or two height on me... i still don't see how i did it, he's huge today) and i speared him and starting punching him in the back of the head.

In 5th grade some kid made me mad at indoor recess so i flipped my desk over and jumped over it and went to punch his lights out but the recess aid grabbed me.

***Dooms*** · March 7th, 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by b_heald
lets i was in a few easy wins when i was younger but nothin big
but there is this one kid he sits at my lunch table and thinks hes the ****
well i say if you do anything else im gonna kick your ass he ssays what r u gona do and i say ull see
well i still havent done anything but ill kick his ass soon
hes like 110 and im 125 his bench 95 maybe mine 120 he'll loose in about 30 seconds then he hit the floor and lose again and again when i pound him while hes donw

lol, geez 110/125........I have over 100 pounds on both of ya.....in fact if I put you together you still woulden't equal me

**Grifty** · March 7th, 05:44 PM

this thread is so stupid. i bet half these people are lying. so it just so happens that everyone at the forum is the best fighter and can beat the hsit out of nearly anyone? yeah... ok. seriously. half of these arent very believable and i doubt that half the people on this forum are able to fight unbelievably well. sorry but comon...

TeamDBT · March 7th, 05:47 PM

Thats what I was thinking. My fight was like in 5th grade. The last fight I have ever had that was a real brawl.

**imhungry** · March 7th, 05:47 PM

mine r true, ricecruiser can at least verify one of them

**Grifty** · March 7th, 05:52 PM

There was this one fight i had. This kid jumped my best friend in the lunch room and he was like 20 feet away. I ran up and Grabbed the kid by his throat. Then i through him into the roof. Then i flew into the air and kicked the kid even higher. THEN, i shot him with my laser vision and then i though him through the roof of the jailhouse. IT WAS GREAT!!!!!

TeamDBT · March 7th, 05:58 PM

wow dude, I believe you! You must be some movie star/martial artist. I wish I was you man!

**Grifty** · March 7th, 06:11 PM

Yeah. True story, true story. I SWEAR!!! it was awesome.

**newguy1236** · March 7th, 06:15 PM

Here is the way I look at it. Someone is baggin on your momma every day you say okay so and so...I've had enough of you and you drop your bag or whatever and you fight them. Say someone takes somethin of yours or damages soemthing of yours...that is also the line that signals you to either fight or break something valuable of theirs. Never ever just go up to someone and start pushing them because of something they may have said the other day because they were in a bad mood or something.

And about getting your butt kicked soo frickin what..when you hit them hit em' as hard as you possibly can and they will feel it.

You think if you pound someone's nose in just once as hard as you can they won't feel just caz they hit you more and they won? Heck no!!

If you don't fight when something like listed above happens you are registered a WUSS in their mind and they will keep pickin on you. But, if you stand up and defend yourself even if you lose the fight they'll leave you alone.

I SAY FIGHT ALL THE WAY!

**Snake** · March 7th, 06:57 PM

ive been in mabe 2 real fights over my freinds and bullies.

well the most resint one was at school and he went after one of my freinds so i held him back and pussed him away from my so he swings i dodge and he keeps swinging i see that his side is open so i get him there he spears me into the wall that has a window obove and below it my feet go through the window we fall and he tries to punch me but i get over him and i was just about to pick him up when the teachers came into the room.

the first one the guy hit me in the side of the head but that was my first fight and he had like a foot one me so its understand able.

**Tr1xx0r** · March 7th, 07:32 PM

Im pretty big but there are still alot of kids that can kick my ass pretty easily. most of them are mexicans. I have been in fights and truly never lost, mostly becuase i dont mess with kids i know will own me (no i dont just pick on little kids, it just so happens that all the kids that gave me **** were about 2 or 3 inches smaller and have never touched a weight, except for one kid where i just kid a lucky temple punch in, if it wasnt for that i would have gotten owned becuase he was hella bigger)

oh yea and whoever was talking about "thorwing" some kid into the wall, i really cant beleive that. Its hard enough to pick some1 up in a fight, let alone throw them. How the hell did u get that close, if u tried to pick me up id knock ure teeth out before u touched me.

and grifty you must be like 9 years old dont lie, its not cool

oh yeah and "newguy" i now deem you a retard. No im not against voilence but i happen to want to live a life. If you could just go around beating every1 up-

1st- you will sooner or later get expelled/arrested
2nd- You will sooner or later eat some led or get stabbed or get knocked in by a pair of knuckles
3rd- u must still be in middle school, high school is way different, you get charged for assult for one, and for two kids are crazy and will go low enough to use weapons.