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July 12th, 07:14 PM
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gross if you ask me
well...in biology my teacher was going over rashes and crap....jockitch, athletes foot, and then crabs.
well....a girl in the class raises her hand and exclaims "ive had crabs before Mr.Ward". he didnt know what to say. i just craped my pants.
then hes like "well...thats nice. how did you come to get rid of it."
she says "ohhh...just sprayed some RAID in the area"!!!!!!!!!!!
well now im beyond crapping my pants and am about to fall on the floor for this girls stupidity.
Mr. Ward says "well....did you get a little rash or anything in the area...you know, an iritation."
she says "ohh no...it was just a little red down there"
well..........a funny and gross story if you ask me.
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July 12th, 07:17 PM
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thanks for sharing... 
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July 12th, 07:32 PM
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are you in school now?
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July 12th, 07:48 PM
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im sorry...
*puke*
wut if a guy... to the girl.... and he got.... and he died from.... and then the furneral... mom asked how he died....
wow
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July 12th, 10:28 PM
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id have to say if i were to get an STD crabs would be the one to get, at least you dont die or have huge rashes right?
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July 12th, 10:33 PM
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im sorry...
*puke*
wut if a guy... to the girl.... and he got.... and he died from.... and then the furneral... mom asked how he died....
wow
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July 12th, 10:53 PM
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Yay! whoops! yay!
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The only STD you can die from is Hepatitis in its very very late stages without treatment and AIDS.
Crabs is a good one to get if you had a choice because just getting a special shampoo makes them go away.
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July 12th, 10:57 PM
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I thought untreated, Syhphillis kills ya.
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July 12th, 11:02 PM
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ya i think it does
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July 12th, 11:50 PM
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nice call on that one
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July 12th, 11:50 PM
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thank you for sharing but i dont think we really needed to know that, some things are best kept to yourslef.
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Heh heh Jackpot
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dumb ass crabs don't kill it's just lice you get it from haveing sex that someone is very dirty. or you live in a ****ty plave and have no sense of hygeen
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July 13th, 12:14 AM
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who said crabs kill you?
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July 13th, 12:41 AM
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I thought untreated, Syhphillis kills ya.
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July 13th, 01:55 AM
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Forget those expensive shampoos just use raid! And if you wanna have sex w/ a person with crabs just spray yourself with OFF  .
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July 13th, 02:00 AM
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Sprayed raid... LMFAO.
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July 13th, 02:49 AM
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Sprayed raid... LMFAO.
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I know realy lol why would use raid.
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July 13th, 10:58 AM
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I think i would of raised my hand politely, when the teacher call on me id look at the girl and say "ur dumb".
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July 13th, 11:16 AM
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The good thing about getting crabs, is that, you can eat them when their done...j/p,j/p(<--Quite nasty)
Anyway, Ive never heard of crabs, exept the ones that live under rocks, and the big ones, and stuff. Crabs look wierd. 
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July 13th, 11:30 AM
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Crabs is like sex lice. They are pretty gross and i dont think it would be very fun to get them. So take your showers and dont get it on with hobos you meet on the side of the road.
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gross if you ask me
