NYY

thats why i pick non test days, days i know i wont have quizzes or alot of hw. Usually at the end of the year too, its usually just me not getting enough sleep, so i just fake something. I know im lying, but it doesnt hurt anyone, my mom works 5 minutes away from my school, so she can do it on her lunch time. Think about all the times you know ur parents lied to you just to get some rest or a break.

PaintGirl

my parents never lie to me and I know what some ppl are gonna say (that you know of) but they really haven't

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NYY

some times lying is okay. Being completely honest can hurt someone, and even though that doesnt apply here, we arent really lying because my parents know that im faking, and i know that they know, we just dont mention it, and they know that i only do it 2 or 3 times at most a year if i didnt get sleep, or felt tired

WgpCocker15

use a toothbrush to make yourself barf works like a charm.. cept i throw out the toothbrush afterward lol

CrazyWeasel

As to watching the beggining of Ferris Bueller's Day off I tried that in like 6th grade. My hands would dry up in like a minute, never could make them clammy

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iwas even gonna say watch ferris. I can see it now... save NYY (yeah right)!!!

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tippy_boarder

all i do is say i'm not going to school and i'm set. lol.

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jag8

i just tell my mom im not going. but an even easier way to fake it (if you must) is take a cup of water. go in the bathroom. make some intresting noises then just pour the water in. then flush it. that way your mom cant question anything and you dont look like a toddler by not making it to the toilet.

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NYY

no, usually wen u throw up there is a smell, you gotta get some eggs, some orange juice, some lemon, and alot of other stuff that has a strong smell

DaBluedevil

jag8 has the best way. thats the way I get out of it.

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Dooms

Uh, I just don't go to school. Why need to fake sick? Just call up the attendance office and say your not coming in today.

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NYY

most of us arent old enough to do that legally

Derek Yegan

hey aslong as you have your balls dropped, how would they know?

On Tuesday, I didn't want to go to morning water polo pratice (from 6:00.a.m- 7:00 a.m.) I woke up at 5:10 like i usaually do, and then i just lay in bed. My mom went out to walk the dog. when she came back, i was still in bed. She begged me to get out. so I went back to sleep. woke up 90 minutes later fully rested.

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Grifty

dont say please let me stay home. When you wake up or when you first see your mom say your feelin kinda sick. Than shell ask if you wanna stay home or not just say somethin like im gonna try and see if i can go, than like after like, 10-15 minutes of getting ready and crap say i dont think i can go to school. That way it takes away from much of the concern that you could be faking. It should work. Personally i dont think school is that bad

Phantom13

How old are you guys? There is nothing wrong with education. Stop acting like little kids, gow a pair and tuff it out

coreyc

jsut get fart spray go in the bathroom and spray then say u ahve diarrea and u cant go

if i didnt want to go i could just say mom i dont feel good i dont gotta fake throwup or anything