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**CrazyWeasel** · September 9th, 06:28 PM

For those days when you REALLY don't wanna go to school. Anyone have any ideas? I got this off a website:

u will need these:
1.pop or milk
2.smashed bananas
3.yogurt or chip dip
4.any other nasty lookin food
wut u do is mix all of it together then u heat it in the microwave for about 25 seconds. then u put it all in ur mouth and spit it up.It always works.

**Turd-Burguler** · September 9th, 06:35 PM

...id rather go to school...

**Muffman** · September 9th, 06:36 PM

or you can just say hey mom im not goin to school today. like i do and not go.

**Spudchucker** · September 9th, 06:37 PM

yea i just say i dont feel good, put a sick expression on and not move, saying if i do ill barf.

**PaintWizard** · September 9th, 06:45 PM

Bleh, I would definitly go to school before I put that stuff in my mouth. You could just say (with hurtful/sickly face) "Oh, I'm sick, Can I ppppppllllleeeeeeaaaaaasssssssseeeeeeeee stay home from school?"

**thepunkdrummer** · September 9th, 06:55 PM

i just say i'm sick and i won't go to school to get anyone else sick. Works every time.

**PaintWizard** · September 9th, 07:02 PM

I've never stayed home because I faked sick, but I imagine most of the time it's overrated. If you say you're sick, then you are usually expected to lay down all day and stuff like that, and you are bored out of your mind because the normal misery of sickness isn't keeping you occupied.

**CrazyWeasel** · September 9th, 07:22 PM

Anyone know how to raise your temp? I got my mom pretty convinced I had a cold/flu but the temp kinda threw her off bit. Anything I could do tommorow morning?

rory096 · September 9th, 07:26 PM

drink something hot just before.

***NYY*** · September 9th, 07:32 PM

i almost never fake sick, but there are some days in school when i just dont feel like staying in school, and i dont have any tests or anything, so i just go to the nurse and go home

**Turd-Burguler** · September 9th, 07:32 PM

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Originally posted by CrazyWeasel
Anyone know how to raise your temp? I got my mom pretty convinced I had a cold/flu but the temp kinda threw her off bit. Anything I could do tommorow morning?

I did that once, killed a couple brain cells though, i did that shakey thing with my head...ahh but it was great, it was like a jerry springer marathon

**Tedrzz** · September 9th, 07:34 PM

Rory, you're an idiot. Your statement would work if we were cold blooded animals. Since we have a little thing we developed over time called homeostasis, we cant just go outside in the cold, and expect to have our body temperature drop to that temperature. Homeostasis regulates our body temperature so no matter what when we are healthy, our body temperature always stays at a constant 96.8 degrees.

Nice try though, tex.

rory096 · September 9th, 07:38 PM

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Originally posted by Tedrzz
Rory, you're an idiot. Your statement would work if we were cold blooded animals. Since we have a little thing we developed over time called homeostasis, we cant just go outside in the cold, and expect to have our body temperature drop to that temperature. Homeostasis regulates our body temperature so no matter what when we are healthy, our body temperature always stays at a constant 96.8 degrees.

Nice try though, tex.

not if you have a mouth thermometer. The heat from the drink will stay in your mouth and, though it won't make you're actual temp go up, the thermometer will give a higher temp because of the heat from the drink.

**Tedrzz** · September 9th, 07:51 PM

Yea, if it is over 100 degree's and you hold it in your mouth for a while. Yea..I know lots of people that drink semi-scalding liquid...

**MovingTarget** · September 9th, 08:12 PM

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Originally posted by Spudchucker
yea i just say i dont feel good, put a sick expression on and not move, saying if i do ill barf.

That's how I do it

**CrazyWeasel** · September 9th, 08:17 PM

Only time I ever got away from school without barfing is when I had really bad stomache pains from gas or sumthin. My dad let me stay home. I just tried old finger down the throat and almost barfed but didnt quite make it so I'm not sure if that will work. Hell, I have all my homework done and we are only in review period, so what do I have to lose. Anyways, add more suggestions, we(I) need them

**MrMacDude** · September 9th, 08:19 PM

just watch the beginning of ferris bueller =)

**PaintGirl** · September 9th, 08:19 PM

several things wrong with that
1. I am always truthful with my parents so when I'm actually sick they let me stay home they trust me enough that if I say I'm sick they just close the door and leave me home
2. more you miss school, more HW stacks up, less time you have to do it, more Ds and Fs on the old report card
3. that is nasty and it wont work

**Tedrzz** · September 9th, 08:23 PM

I agree with PaintGirl on this one...School really isn't that bad. I mean yea, its boring, but you get your homework done and you get to screw off the rest of the day.

**DuggyFresh** · September 9th, 08:26 PM

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originally posted by MrMacDude
just watch the beginning of ferris bueller =)