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December 2nd, 04:51 PM
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Favorite Monty Python "quotes"
Post your fav quotes from the monty python movies here...if u havent seen any..its ok...but go rent some of them!
MINSTREL: [singing]
Brave bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!
His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen...
love that part when they're going thru the forest
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December 2nd, 05:03 PM
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Holy ****ing Asscrackers!
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"SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!!"
"a newt?"
"...i got better...."
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December 2nd, 05:08 PM
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"Are you suggesting the coconut migrate?"
"its only a flesh wound!"
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December 2nd, 05:14 PM
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Bring me a shrubbery!
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December 2nd, 05:21 PM
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^^^
run... its the dildo lama again!
(robofishy's sig)
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December 2nd, 05:23 PM
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that movie is one of the best of all time i know every word
"and what else floats in water," "A DUCK!"...... (the scene plays out) "SHES A WITCH!!!"
"and now for something completely different,"
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December 2nd, 05:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by zpyro
"SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!!"
"a newt?"
"...i got better...."
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December 2nd, 05:38 PM
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why are you only naming quotes from the holy grail?
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December 2nd, 05:41 PM
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Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam Possit materiari?
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December 2nd, 05:56 PM
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\m/ viking
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im not
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December 2nd, 06:02 PM
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December 2nd, 06:19 PM
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the twit olympics were great
the killer rabbit was classic
and the fight with the knight was very good
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December 2nd, 06:33 PM
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i need a hug
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hehe
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December 2nd, 07:33 PM
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well that died i long time ago didn't it?
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Originally posted by zpyro
"SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!!"
"a newt?"
"...i got better...."
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gotta love that one lol..its classic 
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Quote:
Originally posted by DuncanFisher
"Are you suggesting the coconut migrate?"
"its only a flesh wound!"
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December 2nd, 09:07 PM
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"bring out ye dead"
"i'm not dead"
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December 2nd, 09:12 PM
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Lol, and with the old lady and the coumfy chair...hehe
Then at the end of the show , they run out of the house, jump on the trolly, and finally get to the court room.
"NO ONE EVER EXPECTS THE - *credits* Awww, dammit."
~Jin
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Gentlemen, I have had men watching you for a long time and I am convinced that you have used the funds of the bank to speculate in the breadstuffs of the country. When you won, you divided the profits amongst you, and when you lost, you charged it to the bank. You tell me that if I take the deposits from the bank and annul its charter, I shall ruin ten thousand families. That may be true, gentlemen, but that is your sin! Should I let you go on, you will ruin fifty thousand families, and that would be my sin! You are a den of vipers and thieves.
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Campaign For Liberty
The Declaration of Independence
U.S. Constitution
The Wealth of Nations
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December 2nd, 09:20 PM
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haha, i like on the holy grail where the 2 are swordfighting
" I'll bite your kneecaps off!"
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December 2nd, 09:37 PM
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Quote:
Originally acted by French knight
I call your sister many silly things
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Quote:
Originally acted by British dude
Im a man, and I'm only 37
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whats with the people beating cats on houses though 
edit- oh and
Quote:
Originally acted by French knight
I fart in your general direction
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December 3rd, 09:12 PM
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Woah Meng`!@#
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Frikin mosquito hun ter was good....I'm tryin to thinkw aht else i saw...Everyone though Ministry of funny walks was incredibly funny, but i found it "pk"....Oh and runny cheese just goes on...and on....and on...
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Favorite Monty Python "quotes"
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